When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

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henkkrik Wed 7 May 2008 23:02

älskar den med armhävningarna :D. ey har du sett

http://www.thelegendofchucknorris.com ? :D

KALLExD Wed 7 May 2008 23:03

haha aah den e klockren xD nej de har ja inte :P

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