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The dinosaurs looked bad at Chuck one time. ONE TIME
What is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars...Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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