28 January 2009
-Look, uh... Janitor... ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out. -When did you see my penis? -Last night, w
-I went ahead and took the liberty of making you five Man Cards. Hold them very dear, because every time you drop the ball, man-wise, I'm going to take one from you. -I don't need your approval, or yo
-I'm gonna go ahead and give you back one of these Man Cards. You deserve it. -Wow... Wanna hug? [taking the card back] -You held on to it as long as you could, didn't you?
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you're leaning against, of course, then you would be providing some jackass with a wall on which to
[referring to a huge influx of patients because of a news report on E.coli] -What the hell are we supposed to do? -Loretta, relax. I've been involved in every ridiculous TV induced panic there is - po
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