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MY WHOLE FAMILY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA&NR=1
Everytime I go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but theyre not able
My whole family thinks Im gay
I guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way I walk,
that makes them think that I like...boys
- That I like boys -
The goddamn question just wont go away
cause I get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
-I'm Elton John -
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But I'm not gay and thats what I said,
If I'm gay then god strike me dead.
*Starts coughing and hits down at the piano*
- That's weird... -
Just cause I go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do I see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think I'm gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
- Happy birthday queer -
My whole family thinks I'm "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is - the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but I fear I must.
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
- I'm not gay I swear! Not gay I swear -
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
if you dont count Bible camp.
- I'm not gay I swear! -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA&NR=1
Everytime I go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but theyre not able
My whole family thinks Im gay
I guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way I walk,
that makes them think that I like...boys
- That I like boys -
The goddamn question just wont go away
cause I get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
-I'm Elton John -
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But I'm not gay and thats what I said,
If I'm gay then god strike me dead.
*Starts coughing and hits down at the piano*
- That's weird... -
Just cause I go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do I see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think I'm gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
- Happy birthday queer -
My whole family thinks I'm "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is - the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but I fear I must.
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
- I'm not gay I swear! Not gay I swear -
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
if you dont count Bible camp.
- I'm not gay I swear! -
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