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Live-action role players conjure up a demon from Hell by mistake and they must deal with the consequences.
In a valiant but pointless attempt to cheer up their freshly-dumped friend and former Dungeons and Dragons legend, Joe, two enthusiastic Live Action Role Players--Eric, a 27-level Grand Sorcerer in the making, and Hung, a medieval Master Rogue--drag their sad companion to a large-scale LARP campaign in the middle of a forest. However, things will soon spin out of control, as a malevolently cryptic dark incantation from the pages of a seemingly innocent prop book of spells, inadvertently summons a demonic succubus bent on destruction. Now, try to stop a slaughterous extra-dimensional being with several foam sticks and a handful of plastic swords.
They had such and awesome cast and a great concept and then they started killing of all the fun characters until only the boring protagonist was left. Now I'm not saying that the monster should have been harmless but if you got Peter Dinklage and Dany Pundi in a movie you don't want their characters to die halfway through the movie. Sure Summer Glau was great but with only her and the protagonist left she felt like a one dimensional love interest. The problem is it seem like they couldn't decide if they were going to be funny or scary and it ended up being neither. Also smart larping humor would be things that larpers laugh at not people laughing at larpers. Now some of the humor just comes of as a stereotyped nerdbashing.
Knights of Badassdom continues the seemingly undying trend of out of touch writers throwing together stories of young, attractive people acting as supposed "nerds" while blurting out cringe worthy "geeky" pop culture references or dated nerd stereotypes in order to appeal to a crowd of teenagers who think playing Angry Birds on the phone for a whole 20 minutes straight makes them a "total geek xD". This is the audience that has kept The Big Bang Theory running since 2007.
This time around, these writers have aimed their crosshairs at LARPing. You know, that thing they do at the end of that movie Role Models with the grown men talking in made up fantasy D&D blabber and hitting each other with foam swords? What nerds! The first forty or so minutes of this film seems to have been a contest between what writer could come up with the most mind numblingly stupid and out of touch "nerd" dialogue imaginable. ("Cast a level 12 summoning spell!") True Blood's Jason Stackhouse takes center stage here, and unlike his role in said show, his phoned in performance here was about as wooden and charismatic as the trees that make up most of this film's forest backdrops. But it is perfectly understandable why, considering how little material he was even given. I'm still trying to figure out what his purpose for being in the film was besides to drag along the paper thin plot into the madness that is the second half of the film. In fact, he hardly even speaks here, only occasionally muttering some disgust in reaction to his wacky companions going too far in their nerd hijinks or when he has to blurt out exposition for why the stupid crap happening is happening.
And then (spoilerz) the film becomes a slasher out of nowhere. The sad part is, when I think of "LARPing idiots meet monster slasher film" I can only imagine that this could have made for some grade A shlock in the right hands, something along the lines of Ramirez's "From Dusk 'till Dawn" with the shock of the genre flip hitting you in a flash and everything just going balls to the wall for the remainder of the film. Unfortunately, Knights of Big Bang Theory lacks any of the directorial skill exuded by FDTD, and while my interest actually became piqued once the revelation that this was a slasher film came to light, the novelty soon wore off as it devolved back to its plodding pace and cringe inducing dialogue and I remembered there was still about an hour left of this crap to go.
The weird midget from game of thrones, the weird incestuous brother from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and that weird unfunny guy from Strange Wilderness who seems to have acted out every line of dialogue while stoned (Sorry, I just described the whole cast of that shitpile) are all here as well, and while they're not pulling any amazing performances, they look like Oscar nominees comparing to Jason. I'd like to applaud the talent director however, for their brilliant idea of hiring a 14 year old boy who saw five youtube tutorials on Adobe After Effects to do all of the film's CGI work. Good on them for building a work ethic in our youth. I think it may have been the very same young man who did Machete 2's botch jo-CGI work.
The most incredible part about my experience watching this turd was coming onto this website afterwards and seeing review after review lauding it for its supposed brilliance. My only two hypotheses are that someone promoting the film set up a bunch of fake accounts to write glowing reviews, or the "Big Bang Theory" effect is setting in, where literally bare minimum nerdy pop culture references are considered comedic gold. Just look at all the idiotic headlines of the reviews here ("The geeks will love it!") who think they're "in" on the joke.
Please don't see this film. It is not even one of those "so bad it is good" films. The premise sounds great but the result is just a boring, plodding mess that leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth. See From Dusk Till Dawn instead. It is absurd shlock done right.
Those who’ve had Knights of Badassdom on their radar all this time are likely to get some mild amusement and satisfaction out of seeing the LARPing community depicted as something other than viral video fodder. Everyone else will find it a frustrating exercise of missed opportunities, as rough around the edges as the fake Frank Frazetta painting on your cousin’s van.
Knights of Badassdom is a action horror comedy starring Summer Glau and Peter Dinklage in which all hell breaks loose for a group of dungeons and dragons roleplayers, during a dungeons and dragons enactment in the woods, when they discover that a spell book they bought online, is a book that summons demons and they unwittingly unleash a demon from medieval legend, that goes on a rampage in the woods. a5c7b9f00b
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