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Dusty-bot is going downtown to buy this new bike he's been saving up for, for so long..
He can hear music allover the place, he walks like a black'n'white dude from a movie in the 30's, no ones able to reach him, although he just confidently stamped a baby.
When he had came downtown, he realizes the bikestore's in uptown.. He has to turn around and go all the way back. Since he's got exactly the amount of money he needs to buy his bike, not more, not less, he decides to take the taxi to uptown..
Well up in the bikestore, he realizes he hasn't got the right amount to buy the bike anymore! He's wondering how that can be, he was so sure he had the right amount.. So, he decides to sing lovesongs out in the ghetto.
When he had come to the ghetto with his banjo and lyrics he put everything he needed up around him, and started singing the song "Candyshop" which he thought was a lovesong. That didn't turn out to work so good so he starts singing randomly...
"PLEASE I BEG Y'ALL, I NEED MONEY, THE REAAAASOOON IS THAT I WANT A BIKE, I NEED THE BIKE, I LOVE ZA BIKE, SO PLEAAAAAAASE GIMME ALL YA MONEY, C'MON C'MON I KNOW YA WANT TO"..
Three hours later he skipped the singing and started hitting the banjo strings randomly.. The lady that owned the garden he had chosen to play in got so tired of the terribly sounds she had heard all afternoon that she paid him the amount he needed and so he went.
He couldn't wait to get his bike so he ran all the way from the ghetto to downtown, and then uptown, although it was, .. pretty late.
When he got into the store, he had broke himself inside, it was closed, he left money with a note on the customercare table thing saying "Sorry, for taking the bike at a time like this, but I needed it, here's the money, c'ya tomorrow!"
The next morning he biked to the store again, in uptown.
- HIIIIIIII Y'ALL!!!!!!!! I'M BACK, I LOVE THIS FRICKIN BIKE!! Dusty-bot shouted when he arrived.
- Uhh? What? said the customercare named Sofa (it's a dude, though.)
- YEah! HI! I'M SAYING, .. I mean, Hi, I love this bike I bought yesterday!
- ALLRIGHT!
- And I have this question, is this bike, I mean, will it rust in water?
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?! GO FIND OUT!
And so Dusty-Bot went to the coast, he biked down into the water, while the crowd up on the coast thingy swore at him.
he realized he couldn't breathe though, so he got to think of if he could breathe on the moon.. He swum down into the water and swum up with the bike again, then he went back to the customercare Sofa for more information.
- HEYYYY! Do you know if this bike can fly? Asked Dusty-Bot
- I wouldn't try it.. Answered Sofa customercare
- KKK I'LL DO IT! Shouted Dusty-Bot and ran out of the store
He biked to a mountain, and then up on it. When he was there he biked all he could, jumped down with his bike in an attempt to fly with his bike. It couldnt fly. He got mad and then he threw his bike away..
Two months later he had found a new love, a pink diving costume.. His dream was to become a mermaid. The only problem was, Dusty-Bot was a robot.. Although he had no idea about that he was. He decided to go down to the coast and dive, after 1 hour he started to rust. And all he could say was..
- Fukit, dis wos goin so gud. Y is dis happnin.. He said with a broken voice.
He decided to buy a bike and travel allover the world, although, there were alot newer versions of him, .. He realized he was growing old.. Dusty-Bot stole a bike, put it in his car, went to a strip club, picked some hoes up, and went down to... Indonesia.
When he was there the bitches ditched him for some rich Indonesian pimp dude.
He took his bike outta the car and started biking, China, Russia, Poland, all in one day.
And in Poland he remembered, he had a grandma living there, so he started biking straight away to that old bitch.
He knocked on the door when someone shouted..
- WHO THE HECK'S BANGIN MAH DOOR?!
- IT'S ME! DUSTY-BOT!!
- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FRICKIN' BANGIN' MAH DOOR THEN?!
- AM NOT, AM SO SORRY, I JUST KNOCKED!!
- I DON'T FRICKEN TRUST YA, DUSTY-BOT, CUM ON IN!
- ALLRIGHT, LADY BABY!
Well inside Kukurydza (his granny, kk?) sat in her sofa, looking down
- Is anythin' wrong kukubaby?
- No, I've missed ya Dusty-Bot..
Kuku was turning all red in her face.
- I missed ya too, although I didnt even remember ya..
- DIDNT YA FUCKING REMEMBER YA OLD TRUSTWORTHY GRANNY?! GO TO YA FKING ROOM! NOW!!!!!!!
- DONT KILL ME I WILL!!
Dusty-Bot sat there, in his room with a broken heart.. when he started consider commiting suicide, Kuku entered the room..
- Am lyke sorry fo befoe.. I dno howta tell ya dis.. but, I rly luv ya.. it's tru..
- WOT?! u kno.. i luv ya too..
- Ye, I kno.
- wot now?
- I dno, am pritti old, so i hafta take mah pills, overdose, am so old..
- o.. i cnt fkin live without ya kuku!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls dun leave me!! i will dye wiv ya!
- oh.. kk, lets go.
They went to a lake nearby, and there, they got their first kiss. Although Kuku was 'old' so she took her overdose, and there, she fell asleep, never woke up. Dusty-Bot was broken, he took his bike, went down into za lake, and rusted until his disc had been ruined by the water.
THE END.
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