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- Have you ever gotten laid?
- Two years ago I fucked Katie Randall in Battery Park.
But she had drink like two forty ouncers, and the cops came and broke us up before we...
- So... she was drunk?
- Homegirl weights like sixty pounds and she drink two forty ounce bottles of Crazy Horse.
You do the math.
- Craazy Horse.
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