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I am Not Doing Push-Ups, Im Pushing the World Down
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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Anonymous
Wed 7 Jan 2009 13:17
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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