In  a place where everything tastes the same.

Jag är trööött. Och imorgon  trodde jag för en stund att jag slutade 10, men nejnej, så ska man ha robotteknik i slutet av dagen med så jag får sitta och vänta i 78 timmar. Jag hinner till åka hem, vara hemma i 2 timmar och sen åka tillbaka. Men det värsta är nog att jag måste gå på lektionen, för att vi tydligen har prov i det snart. Det var inget jag visste om. ATTANS, rent ut sagt. me dont ork.

# Taoism: Shit happens.

# Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

# Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

# Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

# Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

# Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

# Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

# Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

# Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

# Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

# Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

# Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

# Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

# Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

# Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

# Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

# Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

# Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

# Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

# Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.

# Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

# Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

# Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

# Creationism: God made all shit.

# Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

# Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

# Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.

# Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

# Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

# Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

# Darwinism: This shit was once food.

# Capitalism: That's MY shit.

# Communism: It's everybody's shit.

# Feminism: Men are shit.

# Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

# Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

# Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

# Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

# Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

# Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

# Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

# Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

# Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

# Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.

# Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

# Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

# Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

# Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

# Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

# Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

# Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

# Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

# Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.

# Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.

# Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

# Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

# Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?

# Agnostic #3: What is this shit?

# Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

# Atheism: What shit?

# Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!

# Nihilism: No shit.

Då ska du veta va skoj det var för mig idag, jag fick för mig att vi börja 09:20 men nej så vi börja 10:20 så jag satt där i skolan och var skit mobbat tills alla andra kom :S hahahah