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Pedro: Ba't ka malungkot,pre'?
Juan: Ang asawa ko, nag-hire ng driver, gwapo, bata at macho.
Pedro: Ba't nagseselos ka??
Juan: NAGTATAKA LANG AKO, KASI WALA NAMAN KAMING SASAKYAN EH!!!!
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In a party, a handsome guy approached a girl and asked;
are you going to dance??
The girl felt so happy that someone finally asked her and she said,
"yes" and the guys said "that's good, can I have your chair??"
___________________
Teacher: To see is to believe, have you seen God?
Student: No sir, I haven't!
Teacher: Then there is no God!
Student: Sir may I ask a question? Have you seen your brain?
Teahcer: No!
Student: Uwi na tayo wala pa lang utak si Sir!
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Student: Ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako
sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
Teacher: Natural hindi.
Student: Good! Di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
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GF: Bhe, ano ung horoscope mo?
BF: Ano 'yong horoscope?
GF: Halimbawa 'yong sa akin cancer.
BF: Ah, 'yong sa akin almuranas.
Juan: Ang asawa ko, nag-hire ng driver, gwapo, bata at macho.
Pedro: Ba't nagseselos ka??
Juan: NAGTATAKA LANG AKO, KASI WALA NAMAN KAMING SASAKYAN EH!!!!
_________________
In a party, a handsome guy approached a girl and asked;
are you going to dance??
The girl felt so happy that someone finally asked her and she said,
"yes" and the guys said "that's good, can I have your chair??"
___________________
Teacher: To see is to believe, have you seen God?
Student: No sir, I haven't!
Teacher: Then there is no God!
Student: Sir may I ask a question? Have you seen your brain?
Teahcer: No!
Student: Uwi na tayo wala pa lang utak si Sir!
____________________
Student: Ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako
sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
Teacher: Natural hindi.
Student: Good! Di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
___________________
GF: Bhe, ano ung horoscope mo?
BF: Ano 'yong horoscope?
GF: Halimbawa 'yong sa akin cancer.
BF: Ah, 'yong sa akin almuranas.
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