lovet16

Christoffer Löfgren

Citat från Two and a half men:

Charlie s01e02:

"Merry Thanksgiving"

Charlie s01e20:

"You are little coco Judith but compere to our mother your like a fart in a hurrican."

Charlie s03e14:

"Love isn´t blind, It´s retarded"

Alan s03e16:

"I don´t have vitamine in my medicine cabinet"

Jake s03e16:

"Yes, you do. The little blue once with a V on"

Berta s03e20:

"Sweat visseling youranimal you are like a box of hamsters just crawling over each other"

Alan s03e21:

"And fortunately he´s little young to drink in the darkness and bitch about men"

Charlie s03e21:

"Bing friking hoow pack a sandwiich"

Jake s03e21:

"What is that? It´s gaaay"

Charlie s04e10:

"When do i know when the washing machine is done?

Alan s04e10:

"Don´t worrie the machine will call your cell phone"

Charlie s04e10:

"Really?

Charlie s04e11:

"Okey, two minutes and then i bring out the fart in the can"

Charlie s05e03:

"It makes a big differens, the smarter the girl the harder to blow smoke up her ass"

Alan s05e06:

"No it´s not, it´s sounds like you coughing up a hairball"

Jake:

" Allright, i have talked to her. You ow me 5 dollars now"

Charlie S06E08:

"Alan, get in her!!
Your kid is licking my piano!"

Alan S06E08:

"Jake, don´t lick your uncles piano."

Jake S06E08:

"I´m bored!"

Alan S06E08:

"Go and read a book."

Jake S06E08:

"I don´t wanna read a book!"

Charlie S06E08:

"Go and lick a book!!"

Alan S06E08:

"OOh, you poor guy. You have to drive 45minutes to get laid"

Granma S06E10:

"This is delicious"

Jake S06E10:

"Don´t eat more than three or you won´t poop for a week"

Mr Shrepa:

"Slap her posterior on the Christmas and it dosen´t stop shakeing to new years eve"

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Citat:

Sitter han och dricker sin kärring dricka och drar i snasen? :O

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