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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people
1.) Your name?
Max
Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis." "they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
(Jaha, där hör ni)
2.) Your age?
18The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol. Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
(Amerikaner...)
3.) One of your friends?
Viktor
1. awesome
2. a ninja dude, did you that dude flip off his bike and kill that old lady?
Yeah, that was totally viktor!
(Där ser man. "The way of the ninja")
4.) What should you be doing?
Studying
a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it. I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit
5.) Favorite color?
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it? 'yo, where da green at?'
6.) Birthplace?
Sweden
Sweden is a country which many Americans don't know much about. One of the most common prejudice] is that the entire population is blonde and tall (which is not even remotely true), others may believe that the country is run by communist]s and that ABBA is the only music arrived therefrom. Fact is that Sweden may have more blondes than e.g. Spain, but there's still at least 40% who aren't. The current government of the mentioned country is Social Democratic, which greatly differs from Marxism and Leninism.
The musical scene has of course developed since ABBA, and for a population of 9.000.000, Sweden has produced an awful lot of successful bands and artists. Some of these would be Millencollin], Hammerfall], The Hives], Ace of Base] and The Cardigans].
Many songs in the U.S. pop]-industry has been written by Swedes also.. among these you can find many songs performed by Britney Spears], Kelly Clarkson], Backstreet Boys], N'Sync] and such.
Some believe in the myth that Sweden has the highest rate of suicides... I've read about the myth, but I don't know where these "numbers" originated. As some wise person once said (disputed who) "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." :)
It does -not- snow 12 month per year. Actually, it snows barely 3 months every year in the capital city - you get more snow if you go North, less if you go South.
In the summers, many Swedes on holiday tend to go to their vacation houses in less populated societies. Yes, a big amount of middle-class to upper-class households have these second houses. And they can afford them, even though all their money is stolen through taxes by "the evil communist regime".
Sweden is aimed at being very equal country. Equality between genders is a highly valued issue and neo-feminism is one of the most popular ideologies (which has led many to believe that so called "feminazis" are running the country). All religions basicly has the same rights, and having the church involved in politics has been more or less banned for 300-400 years. The atheist population is also a vast majority. The schools serves alternative food for Muslims and others when the ordinary lunch collides with their relgious beliefs. Oh, and by the way, yes! They do have free school lunches :D Very good food too, even :)
Oh, and about schools... most of the swedish population is well educated. Some would say that swedes generally speak better english than most Americans, and this is caused by English being a standard subject with the same importance as Swedish. Also, Sweden does not dub films, videogames and such, but tend to use sub-titles.
The country has in fact no real "official language" though, and Swedish is legally regarded as a minority language. n. Sweden. Not to be confused with Switzerland.
Sweden - Safe cars and blue flag
Switzerland - Chocolate and red flag
(Då vet vi...)
7.) Month of your birth?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born. DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
(Yeah)
8.) Last person you talked to?
My dad, Per-Åke
the most popular name in the world! (just ask google!)
used by the norvegians, and the sweds. hey Per, and Per, and you too Per, and you ofcourse Per.
9.) One of your nicknames?
MadMax
To flip on your nitrous and smash the shit out of the back the car (most likely an enemy of yours) in front of you and cause them to loose control and flip many times. Like in the move Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior. That tuner's fart can in front of me was annoying me, so I pulled a Mad Max on him.
(Muhahahahaha)
Tagz=
Heartness
Gum_Viktor
Annanasmannen
DO IT OR I'LL HUNT YA DOWN!
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people
1.) Your name?
Max
Gum_Viktor
Annanasmannen
Annons
Comment the photo
Cyanide24
Sat 10 Jan 2009 22:32
Haha sa ju att den va kul! :D
O btw, det där sista med do it or I'll hunt ya down var jag som skrev för att ni skulle göra den :) hihi :)
Yay jag startade en bandwagoon! :D Nu kommer den spridas som en wildfire! :D Mwahaha
O btw, det där sista med do it or I'll hunt ya down var jag som skrev för att ni skulle göra den :) hihi :)
Yay jag startade en bandwagoon! :D Nu kommer den spridas som en wildfire! :D Mwahaha
Ananasmannen
Sat 10 Jan 2009 14:38
men ja fick inte så kul resultat så ja orkar nog inte publicera...
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