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Kollade runt lite på Chuck Norris facts ;P.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris Ties his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Anonymous
Fri 22 Oct 2010 01:34
Föööörjävla klockrena xD
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