![maryh - I'm fat I need a diet Na in fact I'm just too light and I aint got the biggest breast-s-s But I wrote all the best disses I got hairy armpits But I don't walk around like this I wear a big baggy T-shirt That hides that nasty sh*t Ugh... never had my nails done Bite them down until they're numb I'm the one with a non-existent bum I don't really give a UGH I'm missing my shepherd's pie Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds I'm missing my Clipper lighters Now bow down to your royal highness No, I don't own a corgi I had a hampster It died cos I ignored it Go on then, go on report me I'm English, try and deport me Love me or hate me it's still an obsession Love me or hate me that is the question If you love me then thank you If you hate me then f**k you I'm a funky little monkey With the tiniest ears I don't like drinking fancy champi I stick with Heineken beers Oops, might burp in your face A little unladylike, what can I say? Well oh gosh I'm not posh me, I wear odd socks I do what I'm doing yeah So everybody's entitled to opinions I open my mouth and sh*t I got millions I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid I make you giggle til you're sick My nose jiggles while I spit Yeah I do have some stories And it's true I want all the glory Go on then, come on support me I'm English try and deport me maryh - I'm fat I need a diet Na in fact I'm just too light and I aint got the biggest breast-s-s But I wrote all the best disses I got hairy armpits But I don't walk around like this I wear a big baggy T-shirt That hides that nasty sh*t Ugh... never had my nails done Bite them down until they're numb I'm the one with a non-existent bum I don't really give a UGH I'm missing my shepherd's pie Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds I'm missing my Clipper lighters Now bow down to your royal highness No, I don't own a corgi I had a hampster It died cos I ignored it Go on then, go on report me I'm English, try and deport me Love me or hate me it's still an obsession Love me or hate me that is the question If you love me then thank you If you hate me then f**k you I'm a funky little monkey With the tiniest ears I don't like drinking fancy champi I stick with Heineken beers Oops, might burp in your face A little unladylike, what can I say? Well oh gosh I'm not posh me, I wear odd socks I do what I'm doing yeah So everybody's entitled to opinions I open my mouth and sh*t I got millions I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid I make you giggle til you're sick My nose jiggles while I spit Yeah I do have some stories And it's true I want all the glory Go on then, come on support me I'm English try and deport me](http://cdn08.dayviews.com/cdn/img/spacer.gif)
maryh
Mariah Jonsson
I'm fat I need a diet
Na in fact I'm just too light and
I aint got the biggest breast-s-s
But I wrote all the best disses
I got hairy armpits
But I don't walk around like this
I wear a big baggy T-shirt
That hides that nasty sh*t
Ugh... never had my nails done
Bite them down until they're numb
I'm the one with a non-existent bum
I don't really give a UGH
I'm missing my shepherd's pie
Like a high maintenance chick missing her diamonds
I'm missing my Clipper lighters
Now bow down to your royal highness
No, I don't own a corgi
I had a hampster
It died cos I ignored it
Go on then, go on report me
I'm English, try and deport me
Love me or hate me it's still an obsession
Love me or hate me that is the question
If you love me then thank you
If you hate me then f**k you
I'm a funky little monkey
With the tiniest ears
I don't like drinking fancy champi
I stick with Heineken beers
Oops, might burp in your face
A little unladylike, what can I say?
Well oh gosh I'm not posh me, I wear odd socks
I do what I'm doing yeah
So everybody's entitled to opinions
I open my mouth and sh*t I got millions
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid
I make you giggle til you're sick
My nose jiggles while I spit
Yeah I do have some stories
And it's true I want all the glory
Go on then, come on support me
I'm English try and deport me
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