March
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I know what you are thinking, youre thinking this is a song,
well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong
why arent ya hearin the cheese, why arent ya feelin the ham,
if you dont listen youll miss it, you dont understand
i will explain it all once, i can explain it all twice
to make it clear to your brain untill your taking a bite
it couldnt be a dam cause it doesnt have a beaver
its not the DMV cause it doesnt make you wait
it couldnt be a taco cause it isnt very crunchy
it couldnt be an olson cause it isnt marry kate
it cant be dirty dancing cause it doesnt make you vomit
it couldnt be an iron cause it doesnt burn your face
it couldnt be bruce cambell cause it isnt freakin awesome
it couldnt be a keyboard cause it doesnt have a space...bar
because, this is not a song its a sandwich
what would make you think otherwise
this is not a song its a sandwich
now no more of your vile filthy lies
so what er you thinking,
still think this isa song?
do you require more proof?
do you enjoy being wrong?
why arent you hearing the meat
why arent you feeling the bread
if you dont listen youll miss it
youre making me sad
i will explain it all once
i can explain it all twice
and then again and again untill youre takin a bite
it couldnt be a chick cause it doesnt want to marry
it cant be windows vista cause it doesnt suck enough
it couldnt be a boob cause it isnt very squishy
it couldnt be a beer cause it isnt good and stuff
it couldnt be a tub cause it doesnt have a ducky
it couldnt be a stoner cause it doesnt have a joint
it couldnt be an egg cause there is no easter bunny
it couldnt be a song cause it doesnt have a point
lettuce bacon mayo tomato cheese olives onion frog tuna turkey peppers salami noodles pizza tires crowbars
you bought or stole this dumb cd now you are suffering
driving home, working out, or at your job
at your house or wherever, on your ipod
well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong
why arent ya hearin the cheese, why arent ya feelin the ham,
if you dont listen youll miss it, you dont understand
i will explain it all once, i can explain it all twice
to make it clear to your brain untill your taking a bite
it couldnt be a dam cause it doesnt have a beaver
its not the DMV cause it doesnt make you wait
it couldnt be a taco cause it isnt very crunchy
it couldnt be an olson cause it isnt marry kate
it cant be dirty dancing cause it doesnt make you vomit
it couldnt be an iron cause it doesnt burn your face
it couldnt be bruce cambell cause it isnt freakin awesome
it couldnt be a keyboard cause it doesnt have a space...bar
because, this is not a song its a sandwich
what would make you think otherwise
this is not a song its a sandwich
now no more of your vile filthy lies
so what er you thinking,
still think this isa song?
do you require more proof?
do you enjoy being wrong?
why arent you hearing the meat
why arent you feeling the bread
if you dont listen youll miss it
youre making me sad
i will explain it all once
i can explain it all twice
and then again and again untill youre takin a bite
it couldnt be a chick cause it doesnt want to marry
it cant be windows vista cause it doesnt suck enough
it couldnt be a boob cause it isnt very squishy
it couldnt be a beer cause it isnt good and stuff
it couldnt be a tub cause it doesnt have a ducky
it couldnt be a stoner cause it doesnt have a joint
it couldnt be an egg cause there is no easter bunny
it couldnt be a song cause it doesnt have a point
lettuce bacon mayo tomato cheese olives onion frog tuna turkey peppers salami noodles pizza tires crowbars
you bought or stole this dumb cd now you are suffering
driving home, working out, or at your job
at your house or wherever, on your ipod
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