How to survive a penguin apocalypse,

Step 1: Watch as many penguin flicks as you can so that by the time a real penguin attack happens, you will be too desensitized to be freaked out.

Step 2: Gather blunt objects: baseball bats, chairs, tables, a toaster and anything else you might find handy.

Step 3: You must choose between boarding up the house or escaping to the mall.

Step 4: Do not attempt to contact family unless you are ready to become penguin food yourself.

Step 5: If you don't have access to guns and ammunition, you might consider going to the local Army/Navy store in town. If you do have guns and ammo, load up all the guns and get ready.

Step 6: If a penguin succeeds in breaking into your house, shoot it in the head. Not the heart, not the torso, in the head. If you run out of ammo, use the lighter fluid and matches to destroy their evil-looking corpses.

Step 7: If you make it through the onslaught of the penguin apocalypse and the government saves the day, remember to celebrate your survival by grabbing a pint with your pals at the local pub and calling it a day.

känns som att jag inte har inte gjort något seriöst i photoshop på länge, har inte haft någon inspiration. jävla höstdepression!

Yay det rimmar :)

NEJ! elakaPingviner of doom!