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![[Verse 1:]
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'till one night he snuck in and said:
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day my mother said:
"I dont know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard wont even eat, nothin' he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' ciggarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin it, I bet you, I bet
He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object"
"Aww, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head!"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
[Verse 2:]
Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up 'n played Ping Pong
Then he played Ping Pong with his own ding dong
that motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thang on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything except his tanktop and his trainin' bra
[ Eminem Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's shady dog
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog?
Shady dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for?
Sing along!
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
[Verse 3:]
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what im sayin', man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while hes yelping
(Shady, what the fuck you're saying?) I don't know, help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fuckin' melting
Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well being
No, dad! I said no! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
Well, this is called "Ass Rape" and we're shooting the jail scene
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)](http://cdn07.dayviews.com/68/_u1/_u0/_u0/_u0/_u4/_u5/u1000453/82134_1250638925/_Verse_1_I_was_born_with_a_dick_in_my_brain_yeah_fucked_in_the_head_My_stepfather_said_that_I.jpg)
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[Verse 1:]
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'till one night he snuck in and said:
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day my mother said:
"I dont know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard wont even eat, nothin' he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' ciggarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin it, I bet you, I bet
He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object"
"Aww, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head!"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
[Verse 2:]
Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up 'n played Ping Pong
Then he played Ping Pong with his own ding dong
that motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thang on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything except his tanktop and his trainin' bra
[ Eminem Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's shady dog
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog?
Shady dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for?
Sing along!
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
[Verse 3:]
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what im sayin', man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while hes yelping
(Shady, what the fuck you're saying?) I don't know, help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fuckin' melting
Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well being
No, dad! I said no! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
Well, this is called "Ass Rape" and we're shooting the jail scene
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'till one night he snuck in and said:
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day my mother said:
"I dont know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard wont even eat, nothin' he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' ciggarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin it, I bet you, I bet
He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object"
"Aww, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head!"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
[Verse 2:]
Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up 'n played Ping Pong
Then he played Ping Pong with his own ding dong
that motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thang on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything except his tanktop and his trainin' bra
[ Eminem Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's shady dog
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog?
Shady dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for?
Sing along!
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
[Verse 3:]
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what im sayin', man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while hes yelping
(Shady, what the fuck you're saying?) I don't know, help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fuckin' melting
Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well being
No, dad! I said no! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
Well, this is called "Ass Rape" and we're shooting the jail scene
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed 'n up under my faucet
Then you would know i've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(x2)
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