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Beer is Better than Women Because...<p align="left">You can enjoy a beer all month.<p align="left">Beer stains wash out. HANGOVERS go away.<p align="left">Beer labels come off without a fight.<p align="left">A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.<p align="left">A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.<p align="left">You can share a beer with your friends.<p align="left">You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.<p align="left">A beer is always wet. beer doesn't care when you come.<p align="left">Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.<p align="left">When your beer is gone, you just pop another.<p align="left">Beer looks the same in the morning.<p align="left">Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.<p align="left">Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.<p align="left">Beer labels don't go out of style every year.<p align="left">Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.<p align="left">Beer doesn't demand equality.<p align="left">Beer doesn't have a lawyer.<p align="left">Big, fat beers are nice to have.<p align="left">Beer is easy to get into.<p align="left">Beer doesn't live with its mother.<p align="left">A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission<p align="left">Beer tastes good<p align="left">A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the supermarket
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