Stranger: hey..
Stranger: question..
You: yes?
You: ask away:P
Stranger: how far have you gone :P
You: huh with what?
Stranger: sexually lmao
You: i'v not yet done anal:P
You: why?'O.o
Stranger: oohhhhh so ur not a virgin hmm?
You: no
You: (getting really puzzeled)
Stranger: okkaayyyyyy
You: you are starting to confuse me now where are you going with this?
You: not to be rude^^'
Stranger: tehehehe
You: OoO
Stranger: noo
Stranger: oohhhh no where lol i was just asking
You: ok XD
Stranger: i feel like the last virgin on earth at the moment
You: breathes out
You: naaah
You: it's acually good to not have sex to early
Stranger: thats waht i used to think too!
You: I sometimes wich I was a virgin again :O
Stranger: aw really?
You: yeah
You: i'v had some planes on how to redeme it looks evil
Stranger: tell me
You: well my fist one is to just steal it back from a girl
You: but then it
You: but it's a bit hard to just take it
Stranger: NNOO so mean! lol
You: hey I don't meen it in a mean way D:
Stranger: lol ik i understnad
You: ok good :3
You: but it's kind of hard to take it without breaking it
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: then i had a time in my life where i had some awesome ides wich kind of involved going back in time and stop me from having sex with the girl that took my virginity
You: it's hard taking a girls virginity without brating it
You: braking*
Stranger: have sex with someone who wants to just have sex
You: well that is no fun
Stranger: SO...ur talking about rape
You: nooo :O
You: it's not rape
You: i'm not going to put it in :O
You: i'd just take what i came for and be done with
Stranger: what would u do exactly then
You: i'd first of all put her to sleep
You: so she is not consius of it
Stranger: okay
You: then i'd give her something that will take the sensation of pain away
Stranger: hahaha okay
Stranger: go on
You: and go and do the rest with a scalpel being carefull not to damage annything on the inside
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: just chove ur dick in her cookah and shes not a virgin anymore
Stranger: shove**
You: but then i'l just break the verginity it must be saved so i can use it XD
Stranger: wow..
You: virginity*
You: WoW what?
Stranger: i dont even have words for that.
You: haha XD
You: it's cool
Stranger: lol

haha funnie stuff på omegle XD

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July 2011