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Natasha's future plans : It will all begin when I move to Ireland and buy a cottage. I will be riding sheep during the day and dancing naked with the elves at night. When boredom over comes me I shall meet up with Michael Flatley and adore his every move. After a few years with him I shall be forced to bid farwell to Michael and cross the sea to Scotland where I will master the skill of blow jobbing bagpipes. When my lipes turn numb I shall turn to the wind leting my kilt fly high exposing myself to the lockness monster. After that my feet will walk me to the bottem of England where I shall stand on the pier in Brighton over looking the gay parade.
My journey will proceed to the boomerangs home land Australia where I shall see exploding koalas and become a flying doctor. After I survive a plane crash I shall write a story of my life and become a millionaire and move to the USA to start a TV show called NatashaDeGenerous. Later on in my life when my money is finsihed I shall go the Burger King and buy a coffee and pretend to burn muself so I can sue Burger King for a couple of million. Only then can I rest in peace.
Natasha's future plans : It will all begin when I move to Ireland and buy a cottage. I will be riding sheep during the day and dancing naked with the elves at night. When boredom over comes me I shall meet up with Michael Flatley and adore his every move. After a few years with him I shall be forced to bid farwell to Michael and cross the sea to Scotland where I will master the skill of blow jobbing bagpipes. When my lipes turn numb I shall turn to the wind leting my kilt fly high exposing myself to the lockness monster. After that my feet will walk me to the bottem of England where I shall stand on the pier in Brighton over looking the gay parade.
My journey will proceed to the boomerangs home land Australia where I shall see exploding koalas and become a flying doctor. After I survive a plane crash I shall write a story of my life and become a millionaire and move to the USA to start a TV show called NatashaDeGenerous. Later on in my life when my money is finsihed I shall go the Burger King and buy a coffee and pretend to burn muself so I can sue Burger King for a couple of million. Only then can I rest in peace.
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