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Gondolom, hogy már jó ideje úriemberre válnom.
And so it was! Today we me and my mother went to Karlshamn to go and buy a decent suit, the whole set! For the first time, all you people will see me shine like never before. Mohammed goes business style: and it's serious business.
Actually, my mom did most of the chosing since I actually lack any form of higher, refined taste. No wonder though, after having grown up in this little hole of taste-deficit peasants. Oh well, you'll also see me go "ZA KOMMUNIZMA!" in quite the external manner. I can't promise you anything other than that you'll be at least mildly surprised.
Oh, and I know I'm boasting shamelessly. ^^
Anyway, much else hasn't happened around here. Other than correcting my bloody Swedish assignment due to having to change the line spacing from 0,5 to 1,5... and that just pisses me off. I hate it... or rather I hate the page limit being on THREE BLOODY PAGES! THREE MARY'S BLOODY CUNT OF PAGES! It's ridiculous! It's worthless! It's useless! IT'S SIMPLIFICATING AND THUS DUMB!
What a splendid example of idiocy.
Moreover this day has sucked due to the very real fact that some little arse stole my freaking BACKPACK for no apparent reason. I mean COME ON! Who the fuck would want to have ANYTHING to do with my backpack?! The only thing of worth in there is The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams containing 815 pages of splendid British humour in its original language: English. It's a sense of humour that most people here find awfully dry and outright boring, so why would anybody want anything to do with that? That's not all there is to it either! No, that backpack routinely contain about HALF OF MY FLIPPING LOCKER! It's the greatest pain in the arse for any ordinary normal guy to carry, Ame can attest for that! What's the fucking use? I just don't get it! Ò.Ó
In any case, when I find him I'm going to let him know the price for causing me trouble. I'm going to rip his eyes out and eat them on the spot! Then I'll cut his balls off along with his measly little dick and shove those abominable genitals of his straight down his throat! Then I'll throw him into a perfectly acoustic roum, lock the door on him and loop the most horrendous high pitched beep on him till his ears bleed and his psyche will have degenrated to such levels that he'll have to be kept to rot away in a mental institution for the rest of his godforsaken life! Fucking cocksucker!
Aside from that... I've had a pretty good day today. Now see you all tomorrow, I'm off to bed.
Cheers!
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Och nej, det är ingen idé att peka ut att du avstod. ;P
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