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VELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lulz! Åh, vad jag älskar när folk skriver ner sina romantiska fantasier om sig själva med Legolas/Random vampyr/whatever... <3
Det mest loliga av allt är att i kapitel sju så börjat författarinnan göra Hermione and the pizzaboy-missar, dvs skriver "jag" istället för huvudpersonen. Mwaaahahahha!!! >w<
http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/15560846/a-vampire-kidnapped-me om ni vill läsa hela historien, av mig får ni bara kapitel ett. Fler kommentarer under kapitlet, btw. :P
Hello all readers.In this story your name is Macy Park.Your 15 going on 16 in 2 days.You're running home after finding you boyfriend making out with your friend.You run out to an alley by your house.You sit down and start crying your little heart out.You are crying for about five minutes when you realize someone is watching you.You look to see no one other then your brother coming to rub it in.Instead he comes by you and starts comforting you. "What do you want David?" you ask harshly."Mom said to look for you.I figured you'd be here." "News already out?""No. Mike texted me." "I guess you came to rub it in?""Actually no." You look at him with curiousity."I came to tell you I beat up Mike and the girl he was with."You hug him tight."W-Why" you said but he was gone. You sit there then se him. You call out "David! David!" No one responds.Suddenly someone grabs your waist.You try to scream.Then a sexy and seductive voice says,"Why would you do that,love,? I can make your life much better if you just come with me." He leads you to his car.He puts you into the backseat. He joins you.He lets go of your waist and mouth.You stare at him with awe as his musculane body kisses you.You think" He's so hot.So what if he kidnapped me.He took away the pain." He pulls away letting you breath. " Thanks. You're pretty hot yourself." You stareat him. did he just read my thoughts? "Yes" he replys.You blush with embarrassment.He kisses you but more passionatly.He makes you lean back.You are kissing him softly on your back. He leans in and says. "I'm a vampire.Don't be afraid,love,"
Höhö, nu har jag läst ut hela. Efter ett tag tänkte jag att det påminner lite om twilight, fast mycket mycket sämre. Då kom "He turns on the tv to Twilight." Jag undrar varifrån hon fick sin inspriation? ;)
En annan sak: notera att David säger "Mom said to look for you." I ett senare kapitel står det "Since you´re both orphans". Ja jädrar.
....fast trots allt så slår det inte Never gunna leave u L.......
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Hermione and the pizza-boy var nåt som fanns recencerat på God Awful FanFiction, en sida som jag tyvärr inte hittar längre. :( Men det var iaf tydligen en snusk-Mary Sue-historia, där Hermione är Mary Suen. Med underbara misstag som "Hermione spread my legs"... X''''''''D
Iofs, jag har utsatt mig själv för en del lidande på sistone. South Park-lidande. Kyle är ett asshole, blir förvandlad till hund och blir kär i en super!pretty!intelligent!singing!beautiful!awesome!cool!-flicka. Hon har också läst Twilight. Åh, SMeyer, som du förstör flickor <3
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