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![Cosmo lade nyss upp en story om en tjej som sägs ha haft sex med Harry i NYC. Jag säger inte att den är riktig, men det var lite som att läsa en one shot :3
With that in mind, here's one particularly cute/sad story featuring One Direction lothario Harry Styles for your consideration. Writes a Redditor with the fitting username "scaredoffangirls":
"I'm from NY and was back in chelsea on break from college up north. I visited my favorite cupcake shop and ran into Harry Styles. (You don't get to be a 20 year old american girl without recognizing the band members of one direction.) I tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot and made an exit. This shop is on a pretty quiet street (one of the old cobbled ones: the few the proud), so I turned around when I heard "excuse me." There was Harry, recommended cupcake in hand. He walked to the end of the block with me and there was a car waiting for him. I thought seriously about just going home, but I was [also] pretty sure this was the kind of adventure that doesn't happen twice, so I got in when he offered. We drove around for awhile behind tinted windows talking casually, and eventually ended up at his hotel..."
Interrupting this story for one second so we can all take a deep breath — the sex is coming. I also want to include this GIF:
"He got out with a security guy that had been sitting in the front seat and told the driver to take me a couple blocks away, giving me directions to find his handler in the hotel. It was honestly surreal and I thought he was being a little bit ridiculous until I saw the literal mob of teenage girls at the front door. I worked my way through the crowd (nobody stopped me because I wasn't with Harry.) Surprisingly, his slightly vague directions panned out and I ended up in his suite. We had great conversations, good sex, and excellent champagne, at which point he needed to leave for some facet of his job, so I headed out of the hotel outside past the mob of fans. It was a really bizarre experience, and ultimately I feel bad for him after witnessing all the smoke and mirrors that went into a casual afternoon. He seemed like a good guy, and I hope he's doing well, but I have no desire for a repeat. I'm a really private person and am unwilling to take the risk of my name or picture leaking."
Following "a number of penis questions" she later clarifies that Harry's packing "a slightly larger than average (in my experience, which honestly isn't vast) dick. It wasn't covered in glitter and it didn't smell like sunflowers, just a pretty normal penis that he put to pretty good use." OK. Now let's all get to scouring Google Maps for Crumbs locations on cobbled streets so we can stake them out next time Harry's back in New York. If he'll fall for the ol' red velvet trick then I can't even imagine how hot stuff will get when someone clues him in to those carrot cake flavored cupcakes with the cream cheese frosting hidden away in the center.](http://cdn07.dayviews.com/111/_u3/_u2/_u3/_u6/_u7/_u6/u3236765/fs_516708598_21435_1384898963/Cosmo_lade_nyss_upp_en_story_om_en_tjej_som_sags_ha_haft_sex_med_Harry_i_NYC_Jag_sager_inte_att_den.jpg)
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Cosmo lade nyss upp en story om en tjej som sägs ha haft sex med Harry i NYC. Jag säger inte att den är riktig, men det var lite som att läsa en one shot :3
With that in mind, here's one particularly cute/sad story featuring One Direction lothario Harry Styles for your consideration. Writes a Redditor with the fitting username "scaredoffangirls":
"I'm from NY and was back in chelsea on break from college up north. I visited my favorite cupcake shop and ran into Harry Styles. (You don't get to be a 20 year old american girl without recognizing the band members of one direction.) I tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot and made an exit. This shop is on a pretty quiet street (one of the old cobbled ones: the few the proud), so I turned around when I heard "excuse me." There was Harry, recommended cupcake in hand. He walked to the end of the block with me and there was a car waiting for him. I thought seriously about just going home, but I was [also] pretty sure this was the kind of adventure that doesn't happen twice, so I got in when he offered. We drove around for awhile behind tinted windows talking casually, and eventually ended up at his hotel..."
Interrupting this story for one second so we can all take a deep breath — the sex is coming. I also want to include this GIF:
"He got out with a security guy that had been sitting in the front seat and told the driver to take me a couple blocks away, giving me directions to find his handler in the hotel. It was honestly surreal and I thought he was being a little bit ridiculous until I saw the literal mob of teenage girls at the front door. I worked my way through the crowd (nobody stopped me because I wasn't with Harry.) Surprisingly, his slightly vague directions panned out and I ended up in his suite. We had great conversations, good sex, and excellent champagne, at which point he needed to leave for some facet of his job, so I headed out of the hotel outside past the mob of fans. It was a really bizarre experience, and ultimately I feel bad for him after witnessing all the smoke and mirrors that went into a casual afternoon. He seemed like a good guy, and I hope he's doing well, but I have no desire for a repeat. I'm a really private person and am unwilling to take the risk of my name or picture leaking."
Following "a number of penis questions" she later clarifies that Harry's packing "a slightly larger than average (in my experience, which honestly isn't vast) dick. It wasn't covered in glitter and it didn't smell like sunflowers, just a pretty normal penis that he put to pretty good use." OK. Now let's all get to scouring Google Maps for Crumbs locations on cobbled streets so we can stake them out next time Harry's back in New York. If he'll fall for the ol' red velvet trick then I can't even imagine how hot stuff will get when someone clues him in to those carrot cake flavored cupcakes with the cream cheese frosting hidden away in the center.
Annons
elin ♀
Fri 22 Nov 2013 20:08
Harry is gay, Louis is gay. Forever and always, they're together.
JAG tror det, JAG tycker det, och JAG kommer inte sluta tro det. Kommer aldrig tro att harry eller louis är straight, eller att elounor är real.
Deal with it.
JAG tror det, JAG tycker det, och JAG kommer inte sluta tro det. Kommer aldrig tro att harry eller louis är straight, eller att elounor är real.
Deal with it.
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