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When Chuck Norris trips, the earth rotates itself so he stays on his feet.
Chuck Norris doesnt breath. He takes air hostage.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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BenjiEcchi
Thu 1 Oct 2009 22:52
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
BenjiEcchi
Thu 1 Oct 2009 22:48
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
P4ntburk
Thu 1 Oct 2009 22:49
Nej, chuck norris kalsonger hade bara hamnat snett så han behövde rätta till dom=)
P4ntburk
Tue 29 Sep 2009 08:44
Amanda just pissed of chuck Norris. It will be remembered as the worst misstake ever maid in the history of mankind...
Minilena
Tue 29 Sep 2009 08:12
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
and down from the heavens
descended Chuck Norris"
and down from the heavens
descended Chuck Norris"
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