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Philips Evil Plan of great doom!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
Stage Two
Stage Three