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Kort fattat så lirade dom här 2 i samma lag i wow , tjejen bor i england och vill bli ihop med snubben . tjejen får tag gi adress , tlfn nr och allt sånt . hon flyttar till norge för att sedan åka till sverige och våldta snubben. första delen är bäst tycker jag :D
Skum kille följer efter mig i wow
Tja, alltså det här kommer låta helt jävla sinnessjukt och det förstår jag men jag måste bara berätta vad jag varit med om. Idag så var jag och en polare utanför orgrimmar och duellade som vanligt, klockan var typ 22 eller så. Vi står och snackar (hans vent funkar inte) och helt från nowhere kommer en level 1a troll mage och ställer sig bredvid mig. Så här löd samtalet, började skriva av efter ett tag när det blev skumt så jag kunde visa polarna:
Galia: hi cyber
Jag: hey?
Kompisen: äre där nån vi känner eller?
Jag: vettefan :P
Galia: do you remember me? :)
Jag: eh, no idea, who's your main?
Galia: i will never forget when we fought the alliance outside ironforge and how many times you saved me =)
Jag: sorry you must be mistaken haha :P
Galia: no cyber, im not, you and me have been with eachother alot in this game earlier
Jag: dude i dont even know who you are
Galia: thats because you keep denying what we been thru
Jag: seriously, is this supposed to be funny or something?
Galia: niklas is your real name right? niklas persson :=)
Jag: haha vafan, äre jonte eller?
Galia: english please my love
Jag: ärligt vem är det, jävla rp hora :>
Galia: are you trying to look cool now in front of your friend?
Jag: Vad är felet? säg bara vem det är, så jävla fail
Galia: After all the raids that you have saved me from the darkness, ive finally found where you live IRL :). Took some time tho, had to check with an former guildmate from our guild to get your name and email, since we all signed on the page you know.
Jag: what guild are you reffering to?
Jag: fattar inte varför jag snackar engelska, SÄG BARA VEM DET ÄR för helvete, så satans dryg människa
Galia: Cyber i cant understand what you're saying if you speak swedish, im sorry but i just havent had the time to learn that language.. yet ;)
Jag: yeye whatever, go fuck yourself you gaybashing homo. joke with someone else.
Galia: If you think im joking, isnt this the adress you live at: *personen skriver upp adress och TELEFON nummer*.
Jag: dont post my fucking info out in /say you retard, and how the hell did you get it anyway?
Galia: i told you, took some time but then i managed to find the info thru the guild mate =).
Jag: okey but i dont even know who you are so just delete that info and fuck off
Kompisen: hahah vafan är detta :P
Galia: Try to remember..
Jag: i remember that i told you to fuck off
Galia: Cyber stop it. Try to remember. I was an orc female back then, my gear wasnt very interesting but i was still known as "the guilds healing flowah" :)).
*det är nu det läskiga börjar eftersom jag var i en guild förut på 60 tiden, körde där i säkert 6-7 månader och då var det en tjej som kallades det, som jag även snackat en hel del med, dock mest över wow.*
Jag: Eh wtf
Jag: what are you doing here ?
Galia: well we only spoke on vent once but i used to love your voice every time you asked for an heal while we raided =)
Jag: when did we spoke on vent? and what the hell is special about saying that i wanted a heal?
Galia: we talked for about 15 mins before you went to a soccer practice. I will never forget that.
*jag går i fotboll och har gjort sedan 12 års ålder*
Jag: okey, but why are you here on this server? why even look me up like that?
Galia: Because its you and me forever and no server transfer is gonna stop us!
Jag: WHAT? stop what, wtf are you talking about u crazy bitch
Galia: I understand that its disturbing when someone you barely remember just walk straight up to you and start saying these kind of things but i want you to know that i still have faith in our future together.
Jag: HUH?
Galia: I even moved from england to norway to get closer to you, this was the only close country i could find a job in with an okey salary (lön).
Jag: leave me alone, serious
Galia: i will call you now just to show you that i aint some random freak haha =)
Jag: you are not going to call me, eat shit and die
Galia: Im callling you, stop denying what we have!
Jag: YOU ARE NOT CALLING ME GOD DAMNIT
*TELEFONEN RINGER, jag driver inte. Den ringer och farshan svarar på nedervåningen. Sen ropar han: nicke det är nån engelsk brud som vill prata med dig. Jag sa att han att bara skulle lägga på och att det var en busringning.*
Jag: WTF is your fucking problem, seriously?
Galia: im gonna go to sleep now, ill call you next week, then ill be in sweden.. closer then ever to you =))
Galia has logged out.
Jag tror fortfarande att det är nån kille för tjejen jag snackade med förut på vent och så var knappast så där. Men farshan sa att det var en brud som ringde som sagt så jag vettefan.
Polaren fattade NOLL också, ingen visste vad fan som pågick.
VAD I H-VETE ska man göra i ett sånt här tillfälle liksom? vore det inte för det där me att hon kallades healing-flowah så skulle jag bara anta att det var någon polare som drev men nu blir jag fan rädd på riktigt.
behöver hjälp på riktigt alltså, skulle jag förklara detta för päronen så skulle dom fan tro att jag var dum i huvet
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- Jag kan lova att det var jag som skrev detta och att det är 100% sanning. Det på flashback är taget ifrån den här tråden, be nån admin där på flashback kolla när det skrevs eller liknande så kan ni se att det postades först här - Får se om edit kommer, det här är inte direkt "roligt" för mig.
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EDIT 2: Jag var tvungen att AVBRYTA arena idag för att svara på den här störda personens meddelanden, gick fan inte att spela när jag fick första whispern.
Galia: Hi again =)
Jag: Okey listen, im not even gonna ask what your problem is or who you really are, just Leave me alone, ok??
Galia: Why would i leave you alone? This is probably the best time to be talking since im getting closer and closer to you each day that pass, haha :))
Jag: Exactly what do you mean by closer? Noone is that retarded that they actually MOVE to another country to meet an ex guild-mate irl ffs
Galia: I wouldnt call it stupid niklas, more romantic
Jag: It's not romantic if the other person dont wanna see OR talk to you
Galia: I dont look that bad, maybe you will like me, who knows?
Jag: I KNOW
Galia: No not before we have met eachother IRL
Jag: Luckilly thats not gonna happen
Galia: Yes it will, and then we'll hopefully fall in love :D
Galia: haha maybe im a little to forward? ;)
Jag: YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN ME ON A PICTURE, WTF IS UR PROBLEM?
Galia: I do not need a picture, neither an kiss to know that i like someone very much
Jag: And WHY do you like me? seriously have i mentioned a word in swedish that might have turned you on or wtf are your feelings based upon?
Galia: Just the way you talk
Jag: The way i talk??
Galia: Yes
Jag: And by that you mean?
Galia: Your voice, how you pronounce some english words. Hehe, it just sounds so cute :-)
Jag: .........
Galia: well there's more then that, you were so nice to me when we raided. Gave me potions for free etc, thats something the other guildmates never would've done.
Jag: Dude (or whatever the fuck you are), that doesnt make sence AT ALL. What if i started to stalk everyone that healed me outside orgrimmar after a duel?
Galia: Maybe one of those heals made you feel special
Jag: IT'S AN SPELL FFS
Galia: But the purpose why the person even healed you in the first place is so much deeper! Think about it niklas.
Jag: Yeah? the purpose is to letting me duel someone else faster instead of having to eat my HP up
Galia: Yes maybe thats the most common reason ;). I didnt heal you cause of that tho.
Jag: No? then wtf was your "so special reason" then?
Galia: To keep you and me safe.
Jag: From?
Galia: The dark powers who is trying to separate us from eachother. I never failed you.
Jag: SO, you are saying that we never whiped?
Galia: The raid maybe whiped but you always survived when i was alive and fought by your side =)
Jag: I just cant believe that you actually talked to our old guilds member just to get an adress and phone number
Galia: hehe kind of an romantic gesture by me huh, ;)?
Jag: No its just retarded and creepy
Jag: Leave me alone and dont EVER fucking pm me again you psycho bitch
Galia: Healing flowah + Cyber forever, no matter what they say =).
Jag: eat shit
Galia: It will take a couple of days to get to Sweden, but when i do, you will be the first to know hehe <3
Galia: Oh my, forgot that i have to buy new clothing before i start moving again. Talk you later cutie =)
Jag: NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL that you are talking to me again
Jag: i live in japan btw
Galia has logged out.
Efter typ en timma eller nåt, jag vettefan, så hade jag fått ett mail i mailboxen. Drog dit och kollade vad det var och då var det galia som hade skrivit "i will never stop healing you". _INGEN JÄVLA ANING_ hur fan det ska tolkas men nu funderar jag på riktigt på att migrata eller nåt för jag kommer inte palla med det där cpet. Dock så har hon fortfarande numret till min hemtelefon så vet inte ens om det skulle hjälpa. VAD SKA MAN GÖRA, ÄRLIGT?
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EDIT 3: Jag vill att vissa idioter här ska förstå att det är ganska svårt att bara "ignorea" en person som säger att jag och den "hör ihop" när man inte ens träffats irl. Det enda jag vill höra från "galia" är att hon/han ska lämna mig ifred. Ignorerar jag så kommer jag definitivt bli uppringd..
I alla fall, eftersom ni verkar tycka detta är "spännande" så kommer ännu en konversation med psykopaten från igår innan jag drog ut med några vänner på krogen. Jag har ingen flickvän men har fått tips ifrån polare att jag ska säga att jag redan har en, trodde dock inte att galia skulle reagera så jävla slappt som han/hon gjorde.
Galia: Hi !
Galia: Niklas, i forgot to ask you something important earlier. You dont have a girlfriend, do you?
Jag: YES I DO and WHY do you keep writing to me? seriously!?
Galia: You do :(?
Jag: Yes and we are going to get married soon so fuck off
Galia: I dont believe you
Jag: Sec, gonna care
Galia: Why are you so mean to me?
Jag: I have no idea.. MIGHT BE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WRITE TO ME 24/7 AND WANT TO MEET ME IRL EVEN THO IVE TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Galia: Well if you do have a girlfriend, i guess..
Jag: YES? you gonna leave me alone now?!
Galia: Nah nevermind, no girl is gonna stop you and me from getting together =)
Jag: are you fucking kidding me? we will N E V E R be together, i rather die
Galia: Im blonde now btw :)
Jag: Really? i fucking hate stupid blondes
Galia: Well no problem, cause im not stupid ;)
Jag: You are, since you keep telling yourself that we are going to "be together"
Galia: Haha we will, promise!
Jag: My girlfriend's got a black belt in kendo so you are welcome to come visit me, hopefully she will have smashed your face in before you even reach the doorbell
Galia: There are no belts in kendo niklas
Jag: just fuck off..
Galia: I wonder how you will react when you see me the first time =)
Jag: ill probably puke in your fucking face
Galia: I think you will like me. Im not very "hot", more cute if you understand what i mean
Jag: You can look like angelina jolie, still wouldnt give a shit about you
Galia: Haha :P
Jag: "Haha", blow me
Galia: So, what are your plans for the evening?
Jag: Im gonna get wasted with some friends and hit on the NORMAL girls at the pub
Galia: Ah i see. Im just gonna take it easy and read a book or something
Jag: Notepad
Galia: No a book
Jag: good one
Galia Thanks :))
Jag: k
Galia: By the way, regarding my trip to Sweden. It will have to wait another week since you still seem to freak out everytime i pm you. In that way, we will get to know eachother much better before we meet.
Galia: Ask me anything you want to know :)
Jag: Okey, have you always been this fucking retarded or did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
Galia: No they didnt drop me. My turn, what kind of music do you listen to?
Jag: Mostly a newstarted band, you might have heard them. They are called "Stalkers" and my favourite song is "Fuck off you psycho bitch"
Galia: No i actually havent. Do you got any brothers/sisters?
Jag: Yeah i got a brother who spent 10 years of his life in jail and that just got out. He wants to meet you actually!
Galia: Really? :))
Jag: Yes he's really good at scaring people so i figured, why not?
Galia: Okey haha :P. Have you ever been to England by the way?
Jag: No i dont visit countries with women that looks like shit
Galia: Its an great country at least, you really should visit it
Jag: I think ill pass after the impression you have given me
Galia: Okidoki. You are starting to hurt me by the way.
Jag: Good, mission complete
Galia: I really cant understand why, im just being polite
Jag: I have told you the reason why i dont even want to talk to you but you keep writing with different level ones ffs
Galia: Yeah im a true fighter ;)
Jag: HE HE HE bitch stfu and go to hell
Galia: Im gonna call you on monday. That way it will get much easier to talk
Jag: NO YOU WONT
Galia: hehe yes i will
Jag: i wont answer the phone the whole day
Galia: your dad probably will
Jag: no because im gonna talk to him about this. you are a fucking stalker
Galia: well we talk more then at least. Time for me to read that book =)
Galia: have fun tonight and dont drink to much! ;))
Jag: you just ruined the whole day by whispering me so fuck off
Galia: bye niklas, talk to you later!
Grejen är att jag har tänkt på det här så mycket på senaste att jag har börjat få sömnproblem. Lägger hon inte av snart så skiter jag helt i wow och övertalar päronen att flytta eller nåt, jag vettefan..
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Jag skulle gissa på att telefonen ringde kanske 7 gånger idag vid 18-21 tiden. Var säkert inte galia alla gånger men i alla fall så sa jag helt enkelt till farshans hur allt låg till och nu har vi har snackat en del om det. Det han säger är väl som vissa sagt här att jag inte behöver oroa mig. Kan dock inte förstå hur vissa tycker det är så uppenbart, för mig är det ändå creepy.
Sen har jag sett att vissa skriver att det är myt osv. Men vet ni vad? jag bryr mig faktiskt inte, okej är det en myt enligt vissa så SLUTA LÄSA DÅ FÖR HELVETTE och sluta kommentera när ni egentligen vill veta, inte svårare än så. Men till er som vill veta mer så kommer det här. Kommer att lägga upp screens men bara för att jävlas ännu mer med "TROLIGT, lol myt, fail- folket" så ska jag vänta ännu mer och ge er en så jävla stor ägning i ansiktet när det förhoppningsvist lugnat ner sig med den psykade jäveln som pmar mig varje sek jag spenderar online i wow.
EDIT 4:
galia: hello niklas!
galia: I called you yesterday, didnt think you would ignore my calls like you said :S
jag: well i did
galia: yes, but why?
jag: im going to be serious with you, this is a pain in the ass for me. you are the reason i sleep 4h every night nowadays.
galia: i am? :( Sorry! i never meant to hurt you
jag: you didnt hurt me damnit
jag: but it's just to much to handle at the moment, got enough on my head as it is
galia: so youre saying that it is a bad timing to be talking right now?
jag: It has always been a bad timing you dickhead
jag: what's your real name anyway?
galia: you wanna know?
jag: yeah thats most often the reason why people ask that question
galia: my name is sarah
jag: okey, what an ugly name. Where in england did you live?
galia: lancaster
galia: kind of close to manchester
jag: okey, we are soon moving by the way
galia: where? :o
jag: shanghai, my grandma is a chinese so
galia: are you serious?
jag: yep, nihao means hi etc.
galia: it's not easy to know when youre being sarcastic or not, but if its true.. its really sad :(
jag: yep its true
galia: so i will have to travel all the way to china instead?
jag: NO YOU ARE NOT TRAVELLING ANYWHERE FFS
galia: Of course i am, already told you that nothing can stop us from being together
jag: so you are willing to travel to CHINA to meet a former guild-mate?
galia: =) yes
galia: i focus on all the good things in life and you are one of them
jag: send me an pic of yourself so i can see what kind of freak im dealing with
jag: you probably got rabbit teeth and orange-colored pubic hair
galia: already told you, im blonde and cute. You wont get any pictures by me niklas, sorry
jag: why not?!
galia: because that way, when we actually meet in China (or wherever you will be), it will be much more special
jag : it wont be special if i think you look like crap
jag: if you are as retarded on the outside as on the inside, I rather jump from a cliff then meeting you in person
galia: Haha, you treat all the women like this?
jag: No I dont, but I'll make an exeption just for you
galia: im gonna tell you how the rest of my week looks like by the way.
jag: i do not care.
galia: On thursday, there is going to be a huge house party here in oslo. I think there will be about 200 people there so yeah, will be fun. Some guy invited me when i was shopping hotpants. I dont even know why they are throwing a huge party at a thursday.
galia: Saturday: hangover all day
galia: SUNDAY! the best day. Im gonna start working as a bartender at a bar nearby.
galia: So hopefully, if everything goes as planned, you will be holding me in your arms in 2 weeks or something =))
jag: you mean after ive beated you down?
galia: haha you make me laugh
jag: there is one thing i really cant understand, why the fuck are you being so polite and happy towards me even tho i fucking hate you and insult ur ass every time you write?
galia: because i know that if you got to know me, you wouldnt.
jag: And how the fuck would you know that just by talking to me over wow?
galia: cause i can read people very easily
galia: even over world of warcraft :)
jag: yeah right
galia: what if you find me extremely hot (since how i look seem to be very important) ?
jag: then i still wouldnt get the thoughts of you stalking me over wow off my mind.
jag: already told you, no way in hell that i will like you. Not now, not ever to be honest
galia: we'll see ;)
jag: no we wont
galia: have you heard the song "Mr big - daddy, brother, lover, little" ?
jag: no
galia: i just wanna dance when i listen to it :))
jag: cant be pretty
galia: haha might be true :P. But i never dance in front of others
galia: would make an exception for you tho ;)
jag: you would? then dance your way back to england you brittish pale-faced fuck
galia: sure, bring the music and we can dance together!
jag: sorry i dont listen to punk-rock or whatever the hell that was
galia: you are more of an ironmaiden type of guy or??
jag: no i am not an "ironmaiden type of guy"
galia: then what do you listen to?
jag: nothing, i hear enough shit from you, dont need music
galia: why does it take so much time for you to reply by the way?
jag: i guess you arent very prioritized. I actually tried to whisper an durotar pig before this whisper
galia: oh i see, did you get any answer?
jag: yeah he told me to ignore the psycho bitch that is writing 24/7
galia: what? there's another girl? ;D
jag: you are not funny in any way
galia: my way or the highway! (;
jag: ANYWAY...
galia: well im gonna go to the dentist now, apparently im eating to much candy
jag: as i thought, you fat fuck
galia: take care, talk to you later <3
nu har jag åkt på nå jävla förkylning också, snacka om att bryta ihop
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EDIT 5:
Jag har fan testat allting som går att testa för att få galia att sluta skriva till mig, men en sak hade jag inte testat. Tänkte köra med stilen att spela HELT sjukt besatt av henne, mer hennes stil fast tillbaka 10 gånger, fast ännu värre dårå, såg att nån hade skrivit att jag borde använda samma vapen emot hon och det kunde ju fan funka om jag framstår som lika psykad. Planen gick dock fan inte som jag tänkt mig (tack till dig som skrev tipset, jävla idiot det funkade ju hemskt bra).
gaila: Hello there!
jag: hello you sexy thing ;)
galia: oh my god =) show me more of that side please :))
jag: hehe sorry about before, dont know what i was thinking.
galia: Haha no problem, god im so happy now when you also seem to have realized that we are supposed to be together!
jag: yeah hehe, when you come to sweden i will fuck your brains out :D
galia: You will? oh my, better prepare myself :)))
jag: yeah, you wanna know how i look btw? can try to describe it
galia: Oh my god, of course!! tell me
jag: okey, im pretty fat, got red hair on the head and orange hair on the rest of my body except the ass which has black curly hair, huge nose, small arms.. and there's one more thing but im kinda embarassed to tell anyone about it.
galia: okey but you can tell me anything niklas, you know that
jag: my penis is only 7 inches, and thats when i have erection. Otherwise its 4,5 :/
galia: Size doesnt matter =)
jag: ok
jag: i dont know anything about girls either, thought vagina was a car untill 2 weeks ago when i accidently walked in on my parents having sex. I saw my mother's vagina and i just asumed it was some wierd panties with a new design.. but my dad had to tell me the truth the next day, that son of a bitch :(
galia: oh poor baby! i can teach you everything about vaginas when we meet up. If you are lucky I might show you mine the first day ;)
jag: yeah. great..
galia: so you are a virgin?
jag: no im a boy
galia: no no, it means that you havent had sex yet
jag: OH my bad. Yeah i guess im a virgin then
jag: is that a bad thing?
galia: Absolutely not, im a virgin aswell
jag: im shocked..
galia: why?
jag: nothing
jag: but why havent you fucked someone? :S
galia: because i want the first time to be with someone special. You know, with someone that i really like
jag: I wanna be the special one, my 7 inch dick would fit perfect in your smelling vagina =)
galia: I dont have a smelly vagina but yeah i think so to, im so excited right now that im getting wet here :)
*Jag var på fullaste allvar nära att spy när hon skrev den där meningen*
jag: why? is it raining thru the roof?
galia: no, ill tell you later on what that means =)
jag: okey
jag: Oh yeah, i like pee-porno by the way. I have about 20 gigabyte pee-porn vids on the comp at the moment :D
galia: oh, kinda disgusting if you ask me :P
*YES, äntligen nån reaktion jävla psykade kärring*
jag: well i wont fuck with you unless i get to pee in your mouth before
galia: niklas that aint right
jag: I LOVE PEE AND IM PROUD OF IT
galia: Okey, you can pee in my mouth before. Wouldnt do that for Anyone else tho
*Oväntat, jävligt oväntat, där pallade jag inge mer. Lika bra o gå tillbaka till arg som jag egentligen var*
jag: Are you so fucking horny that you could drink someone's pee just to have sex? you make me puke you retarded orange-haired assface
galia: What?! you said you wouldnt have sex with me otherwise
jag: YEAH? SO?
galia: And thats the reason i would do it
jag: Would you take a bath in dogshit if i said that was the only way to have sex with me aswell?
galia: in the end, i would do anything to be honest
jag: Well i wasnt serious. I wouldnt want to fuck an ugly ass bitch like you even if i got 1 billion dollars
galia: i knew from the first sentence you wrote that something felt wrong
jag: "WOW" you must be psychic, oh no my bad.. youre a PSYCHO
galia: Psycho? im in love with you
jag: im in love with myself to, and will never be with you
galia: you will be
jag: yes but not in a gorilla like you
galia: even a gorilla like me ;)
jag: DOQIJWPOQIEOQHWEHQh FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT I DONT WANT TO SEE OR TALK TO YOU
galia: My heals saved our health, but your sword saved our life <3
jag: im a fucking mage you idiot
galia: its a part of my poem, ill exchange the word sword to staff instead then :)
jag: No actually its a dagger. It gives +820 spelldmg against psychobitches from england
jag: Wanna duel?
galia: now you are being mean to me again
jag: yeah and ive always been you alienwhore
galia: maybe its time to change attitude, just accept what is going to happen.
galia: You cannot stop faith
jag: Fuck faith, ill grab it in the nuts and throw it out in space if thats what it takes to stop you from comming here
galia: Your attitude is not scary for Me, its the opposite. Because that way i know that you would defeat any monster that got in your way
jag: Like you? Of course i would
galia: no not like me, but like the monsters that tried to separate us in Blackwing Lair
galia: i was so affraid that i couldnt stop shaking. But then i saw you, my knight in shining armor
jag: i still had magister's robe back in the blackwing lair days so no i was as far away from shining armor you could get
galia: well you kept me alive at least :) and im in dept to you
jag: Okey make me an favour. Pack your trashy clothes, grab your fucking english books and fly your ass back to england where you belong you selfish lifesucking fucking whorepsychobitchtrampslut.
galia: Im gonna think about it. You obviously dont want to meet me irl :/
jag: THANK YOU! Finally your fucking brain responded
galia: No you are wrong niklas. You are wrong
galia: we will meet ! =DD
Galia has logged out
orkar inte ens, fuck this
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EDIT 6:
galia: hey niklas! i apologize for not telling you earlier that I am HERE IN SWEDEN NOW :) !!!
galia: my parents loaned me some money to get here faster <3
jag: oh fuck, was hoping you were dead or something..
galia: you know where i am right now?
jag: you just told me you retard
galia: no i mean what city =)
jag: no and i dont care
galia: Stockholm! its soo beautiful
jag: yea compared to fag-london, its epic
galia: God, and all your hotels looks great!
jag: you wont afford any of them anyway so just be quiet
galia: hehe maybe not, but still, love them =)
jag: they dont love you back
galia: when do you want to meet up?
jag: Im not even gonna bother talking to you about this
galia: why not?
jag: because i have been in a good mood all day and i dont want you to ruin it more then you already have by whispering me
galia: Im at a internet café right now, you might have heard of it: "Matrix". You know where it is?
jag: yea its close to the Dontgiveashit-shop right?
galia: Haha, hilarious And a true fighter. What more can a woman want?
jag: that the man dont want to punch her in her face to begin with
galia: well you do like me =) deep inside, i can feel it
jag: you can? i wonder if you can feel your ass after im done with you
galia: oh you like the doggystyle? ;D
jag: no i meant my foot up your ass fucking idiot
galia: haha now the mad-niklas came out :P
jag: No this is irritated-niklas, if I were mad you would have noticed..
galia: hows your dad by the way??
jag: why the hell do you care
galia: because i want him to be in a good mood now when i come and visit you guys in a few days
jag: Well thats to late you dranaei-looking whoreman
galia: why?
jag: I ALREADY TOLD YOU! he fucking knows what you have said/done
galia: yeah? not like i have done something against the law :o
jag: lol you probably have but i dont have the energy to care. Im just gonna lie back and see if you show up.
galia: And when i do?
jag: i will introduce you to my fists, then our dog, then my neighbour's dog, then my father's best friends dog, then my grandmas dog, and my cat etc
galia: haha your cat? :P
jag: ye what, you gonna make fun of my cat now?
galia: haha no no dear, just saying.. cat's arent very scary :P
jag: that depends on what you are feeding them with
galia: yeah.. true. But hey, did you live in "malmo" or however its spelled?
*Tror dumjäveln att jag skulle svara på den frågan eller?*
jag: No im in shanghai now. Sorry but you were to late
galia: what? you Really have moved to china?
jag: Yes, sorry but you will have to travel some more to find me now hahah
galia: :(, so you are at a internet cafe at the moment to?
jag: yes
galia: whats it called?
jag: Ricemania
galia: ricemania? :S
jag: yea
galia: i dont believe you
jag: okey ask me anything about china then
galia: well if you are at a internet cafe in "shanghai", im gonna asume that there are chinese people around you at the moment. Ask them what "knight in shining armor" is in chinese.
jag: k asked some guy now.
galia: what did he say?
jag: he said: schh get gold or die farming
jag: My grandma is from china so you can trust me.
galia: what's her name?
jag: Fuk Of Jo Ai Lien Who Re
galia: I knew it, you are being sarcastic!
galia: THAT MEANS THAT YOU STILL LIVE IN SWEDEN !! :D
jag: I dont think you understand how incredibly retarded you are
galia: why?
jag: Why the fuck do you even come here? seriously just take the flight back to fagland
galia: Oh i forgot to tell you! Im done with our poem :D
jag: OUR poem? since when the hell did WE have a poem?
galia: since 15 mins ago ;)
galia: here we go
galia: There he was, my knight in shining armor. Huge sword, far away from simple farmer.
galia: Bleeding monsters, all over the floor. Do not walk close, when niklas opens the door
galia: His eyes were evil, but his heart was good, get together with this man, is really what I should
galia: Protect and love, was his three words, as he spoke on vent to the gaming wow nerds
galia: All must follow, the leader of our clan. Cause all you know, that niklas is the man
jag: i think im gonna throw up
galia: haha i liked it :P
jag: "haha" maybe thats because you wrote it yourself you psycho
galia: My time is up! gotta get some more money now. Ill talk to you later <3
Jag tror jag ska byta account me någon för detta är för sjukt. Får jag reda på att psychot är i sverige på riktigt så kommer inga fler edits, for real alltså
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EDIT 7:
Har inte varit online i wow sen igår. Kom meddelande från äcklet redan 2 timmar efter inloggning så här kommer det:
Galia: HI Niklas! omg where have you been?? :))
Jag: Offline you idiot
Galia: yeah for days, why? :S
Jag: BECAUSE I JUST FELT LIKE IT
Galia: Oh =/
Galia: thats fine, sorry!
Galia: i have missed you =)
Jag: listen up draneiwhoreman, im gonna be totally honest with you
Galia: yes?
Jag: I fucking hate everything about you. you disgust me and i rather fuck a gnome then meeting you irl
Jag: So dont even start about the "visiting" part now when i finally had the energy to log online
Galia: i have thought about that and i think its for the best if we talk over wow for some time first
Galia: we need to get to know eachother better
Jag: we are at war you alienwhore
Galia: haha that rhimed :D
Jag: "HAHA" YES IT DID
Galia: i fell in the stairs today by the way :(
Jag: well you obviously didnt fall hard enough..
Galia: No i can still type at least ;)
Jag: hurray
Galia: god im so stressed nowadays
Galia: my work is killing me
Jag: good, someone finally took the initiative
Galia: i mean
Galia: yesterday when the other cashier at the store i work at was gonna go home
Galia: she said "im gotta meet my boyfriend now, see you later honey! puss"
Galia: and i thought she said: pussy
Galia: so i slapped her in the face
Jag: WHAT?
Galia: then she got mad as hell and started to scream
Galia: so i thought to myself like: "if someone slapped me, i would beat the crap out of that twat". So i simply slapped her again before she had a chance to do anything
Galia: and then i ran out of the store
Jag: you are more fucking retarded then i thought..
Galia: well its hard when you dont know the language
Galia: i know Now that puss means "kiss"
Galia: but i didnt by then :/
Jag: so you got fired AKA owned?
Galia: no i apologized maybe one hundred times today and she eventually forgave me
Jag: lucky son of a bitch
Galia: haha yes =)
Galia: im gonna migrate my healing flowah to this server by the way
Galia: Stormscale, evil alliance forces seem to be all over the place!
Jag: NO YOU ARE NOT, this server is a kickass PvP server
Jag: we dont want any fucking roleplayingstalkers here so just forget it
Galia: its already on its way =)
Jag: k then i better migrate right away
Galia: Haha no please dont! i can heal you wherever you go now <3
Jag: i dont want your filthy fucking troll heals
Jag: reroll alliance instead and ill introduce you to my fireballs you brittish transvestite
Galia: i rather meet your "icelance" if you know what i mean ;)
Jag: thanks, now i cant eat the rest of my sandwitch
Galia: haha :D
Galia: i looked you up on armory and noticed that you have a very high rating btw
Galia: Im not surprised, you are a true fighter and i think you can reach the top if you just find the right partner =)
Galia: how about me and you in two versus two?
Jag: are you on drugs or something?
Jag: why the hell would i team up with the person i hate the most?
Galia: because with my help, you can be imortal niklas.
Jag: seriously just S T F U with your lord of the rings speeches
Jag: you are a mouseclicking psycho-troll shaman from england who listens to punckrock and jerk of to alienporn
Jag: i would NEVER EVER play with you
Galia: I think the other people on stormscale would admire you for playing with a girl ;)
Galia: especially since we will kill everything that stands in our way
Jag: SHAMAN + MAGE DOESNT EVEN WORK YOU IDIOTFUCK
Galia: Classes cant stop us from being together!
Jag: AHHH FFS
Jag: yeah now i got a headache aswell
Jag: If you migrate to this server, i SWEAR TO GOD i will make the whole server hate you in 1 day
Galia: that doesnt bother me as long as you are around =)
Jag: well i wont be for long if you come here
Galia: Maybe i should talk to the old guildies and we can re-create the guild on this server??
Jag: Or maybe you can take the plane back to england while you fuck yourself in the ear?
Galia: i know you miss our old guild =)
Jag: No i dont, it reminds me of you
Galia: haha stop it :P
Galia: how do you say "what time is it?" in swedish btw?
Jag: Jag e helt cp
Galia: okey thanks =)
Jag: np
Galia: i got to learn some new phrases since i live here now (:
Jag: Ah, notepad
Galia: your language is really difficult to learn :/
Jag: No not if you are swedish
Galia: yeah true :P
Jag: im gonna log, cant stand your sorry ass, BYE
Galia: no wait!
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EDIT 8:
Galia har migratat sin character till stormscale och försöker på alla jävla sätt och vis att få oss att lira tillsammans. Hon såg att jag sökte AB premade och när det kom upp en så joinade hon såklart samma.
Jag kommer inte att använda de riktiga namnen på de andra som skrev i raidchat samtidigt som oss eftersom de förmodligen kan ge ut nick om nån skulle fråga.
OCH bara för att vi ska slipa dom här kommentarerna som "ofta du screenshottade när du lirade !11!!!11!". Ja det gjorde jag, var inte så mycket att göra på den där lilla stunden.
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jag kallas "cyber"
raidleadern kallas "captain"
äcklet kallas som vanligt galia
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Jag: ey why did you invite galia?
Captain: because we needed a healer?
Galia: hii guys =)
Jag: i think we should invite a druid instead
Captain: no we dont need any more of those
Captain: alright listen up everyone. Taccs are simple:
Captain: Group1: LM > stables
Captain: Group2: BS > mine if needed / stables
Captain: Group 3: Mine > stables or assist bs
Captain: Gandalf and Pello stays farm
Galia: where should i go?
Captain: to the same place as your group?
Jag: fucking idiot..
Captain: Excuse me?
Jag: Not you, galia
Captain: chill dude, he just asked
Galia: *she* just asked ;)
Captain: :-) hehe
Jag: christ
Captain: is there a problem cyber?
Jag: no
Captain: Good.
Captain: I want fast games so no slacking, report inc etc
Galia: Can i be in the same group as cyber please??
Jag: No you cant
Captain: We will see
Captain: anyways, lets join
*inne i ab*
Captain: Come on, buff up everyone
Sheko: cyber buff the people
Jag: what the hell does it look like im doing?
Sheko: slacking?
Jag: ive been single buffing everyone since i finnished making a table so ppl like YOU dont have to spend gold on water so shut the hell up
Captain: Cyber im getting sick of your attitude
Galia: its not cybers fault, he just told sheko the truth :/
Captain: Just stop acting like kids please.
RAID WARNING: GO WITH YOUR GROUPS PEOPLE
Captain: galia why are you running towards mine??
Galia: cyber is there
Captain: Yes and?
Jag: FFS GO LM AS HE TOLD YOU
Galia: yeah im just gonna heal you some first!
Jag: we got enough heals god damnit just go
Captain: Galia, go LM Now. Cyber, last chance
Jag: Yeah im sorry for telling her where she is supposed to go..
Captain: Quiet
Captain: lots at BS, need help
Jag: comming from mine
Galia: me to =))
Ratko: LM inc 5
Jag: HEAL ME FFS
Galia: sorry i got silenced
Jag: yeah right
Captain: STOP ARGUING FFS
Lando: need help lm !!
Captain: Cyber if you want to keep on playing in my premades you better stop it
Jag: WHAT? she stood there like a fucking tard doing nothing
Jag: its almost like she let me die
Captain: oh for god sake
Captain: GALIA, why are you running towards mine again?!
Galia: im waiting for cyber to resurrect
Jag: HUH?
Captain: Why?!
Galia: i owe him that since i let him down at BS :/
Jag: fucking RP whore
Captain: JUST GO WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO
Galia: No! i have to do this
Galia: its not like you can stop me and cyber
Jag: STOP WHAT?
Jag: Captain just kick her after so we can turn this into a normal premade
RAID WARNING: INC 4 FARM
Captain: im gonna kick both of you if you dont start to STFU
Galia: niklas where do you wanna go? =)
Jag: the opposite of where you are going
Captain: Galia go LM NOW and cyber we need you and Peon at BS
Jag: STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU RETARD
Galia: ill never stop healing you !! <3
RAID WARNING: Galia move to LM or say goodbye to premades in wow forever
Galia: fuck you haha :P
Jag: you understand why i dont want her in the raid now, captain?
Captain: gonna kick her after
Jag: Thx :)
Captain: you aswell
Jag: what?!
Galia: cyber didnt do anything wrong
Jag: why the hell would you kick me??
Captain: because you are even more retarded then galia with your caps lock spamming messages
Jag: _ OH YOU MEAN LIKE THIS _ ????
Jag: your mom smells like dogshit you homoleaderwannabe
Galia: haha go niklas <3
Captain: Really mature
Jag: Yeah
Jag: kinda ironic that you mentioned the word mature since thats what i google on if i want to jerk off to your sisters pics
Galia: hahah ^^ !!
Captain: Screenshot taken, have fun with the ban
Jag: i will, with these pics of your sister I at least have something to do.
Captain: Screen on that to. I can do this all day
Jag: Yes because thats your life, playing premades while you sit in your old computer chair with cat hair and ketchup on the seat
Ratko: Cyber just go out and get some friends or sumthing
Jag: Ratko seriously, if i were you i would /afk as fast as possible
Jag: who the hell runs around with green chest & legs in a premade anyway?
Ratko: its my alt ffs!
Galia: yeah right, and this is my twink hahah :P
Jag: stfu galia
Vaserga: cyber your gear isnt that good either
Jag: thats because i dont need good gear to pwn
Vaserga: you got 0-2 in stats
Jag: yeah and i got two balls, whats ur point?
Vaserga: nah not gonna argue, you are just to annoying tbh
Captain: Nice, they got 4 nods and they aint even a premade
Jag: yeah kinda shows how good raidleader we got
Captain: you actually blaming me for this?
Jag: no ratko's gear aswell
Ratko: fuck you man
Galia: cyber and i can 2vs15 them and still win if we want
Sheko: Then i suggest you two gtfo of this ab and party up instead
Galia: id love to
Jag: i rather watch captain's mom irl then playing with her
Ratko: 12 year old kids these days..
Captain: leave my mom out of this man
Jag: sure but my penis stays in your sister
Galia: hahahahah :D!
RAID WARNING: EVERYONE AFK OUT, gonna get rid of these clowns
Jag: I hate you
Galia: and i love you =)
/logout -.-
Måste bara få skratta åt #3054 som just skämt ut sig mer än någon annan i hela tråden. Jag har sagt 1000 jävla gånger att namnen inte är samma som dom är i wow eftersom det kan leda till att jag blir pmad av randoms resten av livet.
Så du failar så jävla hårt att det svider i skitan.
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EDIT: 8
update från igår nedanför..
Galia: hello my friend
Jag: fuck off you transvestite
Galia: how long ban did you get?
Jag: 3 days, cause of YOU
Galia: well you didnt log online after three days either :O
Jag: No because i dont find this game to be any fun anymore
Galia: why not??
Jag: WANNA GUESS?
Galia: you miss pre-tbc or?
Jag: YES exactly, i miss pre-tbc! thats the reason
Jag: it has absolutely nothing to do with you
Galia: Ah, good to hear that at least :)
Jag: ITS _BECAUSE OF YOU_
Galia: I love that song!
Galia: kelly clarksson, right??
Jag: What!?
Galia: you know, "becaaause of you, I never stray too far from the sidewaaalk" :)
Jag: how the hell did you turn my wow problem into a song?
Galia: you were the one starting to write the lyrics :S
Jag: THAT WAS MY REASON NOT THE LYRICS FFS
Galia: Oh sorry!
Galia: i misunderstood :(
Jag: ANYWAY
Jag: i was planning to get a good ending of my wow career but instead a stalker came and did it for me in the most fucking horrible way possible
Jag: are you happy now?
Galia: My intentions were good and you know that
Galia: no matter what happends :(
Jag: your intentions were to find me IRL
Jag: thats the fucking deal
Galia: That doesnt have to be a bad thing niklas
Galia: you know
Galia: before i started to chat with you, my life was like a dead flower. Every color looked the same. Nobody noticed me when i walked pass them.
Galia: But you always listened to what i had to say
Jag: Yes because my ignorelist was full
Galia: And you made me feel like a human again, even tho you called me some stuff
Jag: Oh so youre not an alien anymore?
Galia: Hehe no :)
Jag: ah only a whore now then.
Jag: I see what you are trying to do here btw.
Galia: what?
Jag: your trying to make me look like the "bad guy" while you sit on your english ass eating popcorn and drinking coke
Jag: let me just tell you, NOT GONNA HAPPEN
Jag: No, you crossed the line a long time ago beckham
Jag: Im quitting wow today, for real
Galia: beckham?
Galia: Im not gonna take your bullshit anymore!!
Jag: THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST _GO HOME_ MAN?
Galia: Because i have a epic quest to finnish!!!!
Galia: To find you in real life and be together with you forever
Jag: If the reward is a planeticket back to england, im in
Galia: We are so close to be together now, dont give up niklas!
Galia: you soon have "cleared" the final instance
Galia: slay the last boss and im yours
Jag: what boss? stop talking in riddles
Galia: You are the boss.
Galia: The only way for us to be together is that you defeat yourself.
Jag: Huh?
Galia: Havent you noticed?
Galia: We have beated Everything that has stood in our way from getting together
Galia: Every evilness that exists, any monsters out there
Galia: The only thing left is to overcome yourself niklas
Galia: Accept us, draw your sword one last time and end this story with a happy ending.
Galia: The final boss wasnt in animation my love. It's you
Jag: you want me to kill myself or what the hell are you talking about?
Galia: I want you to close the final chapter of this long quest inside you that keeps us away from eachother
Galia: Our last fight
Galia: You and I can do it
Galia: accept me niklas
Galia: end this battle for once and get your final reward..
-Galia has invited you to join a group-
Jag: WHAT !?
Jag: NO FUCKING WAY, BYE GALIA FOR THE LAST TIME
Galia: DONT LEAVE ME NIKLAS
Galia: REMBMER, I WILL NEVER STOP HEALING YOU !! :'(((
Det här var den sista editen jag postar.
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Va cp!? haha xD
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