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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon 720p Movies
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Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror!
When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path.
Two words: Genius Defined.
and some more words: If you like movies that are good because they are so bad then this is the movie for you...
If you want: ad-libbed lines that will having you rolling on the floor with laughter; and an oh-so-cheesy end line delivered with the best cheesy grin i've ever seen. You must see this film. You'll know the ones I mean when you see it; Stock footage of shark attacks that just doesn't fit in, because the makers knew it wouldn't so they didn't bother trying; Close up shots that don't match the wide angle; To see a most remarkable TARDIS submarine. From the outside it's a 1 man sub, but the inside fits 2 men and gear and there's more than enough space to swing a cat in; The Hero taking on the shark that's already munched it's way through the extras with, wait for it, a Baseball Bat! {Nice going mate. Why didn't you pick up the fire axe instead?}; A plot with holes you could fit a Megalodon through then this is the movie for you; To see the Hero smile every time he gives someone a drink. What did he put in it I wonder?; To try and pinpoint the minute actors realised how bad this film was, it'll keep you guessing; To see The Hero's technical wizardry! using a magic camera he can take a picture of a sharks tooth with the camera shutter *closed* and it will still have a perfect background and such clarity only to be dreamt of; Stereotyped characters that just don't want to break out of their mould no matter how hard they don't try; To see anyone that even so much as touches a toe in the water get the the doom they deserve; The villains get payback in the B-Movie way, just perfection; If it's one thing I like about movies like this it's Bad Science. There's volumes of it in this one. My most favourite being the hero surviving an underwater explosion at close range. WOW!;
Always carry a spare, it's the navy way!
This movie was hysterical, i just can't get enough of it. Everything in this movie is wrong, almost nothing in it makes sense. Horrible sex scenes, a horrible pick up line. Useless voice-overs. The main character has to say "SH*T!" at least 30 times. even for no reason at all, looks at a shark tooth, 'sh*t!'. Most lines don't make sense at all, and most of the characters actions don't really fit. Such as an empty first aid kit, with only a flair gun in it. People jumping off the yacht at the end into the water for no apparent reason, some doing flips, one man even jumped straight into the sharks mouth, who for some reason was suspecting this. Although it is mexico, and all signs are in spanish, the native language seems to be english with useless spanish thrown in here and there. A mini sub, which for some reason looks huge inside, also comes equipped with a huge claw to carry a create labeled 'EXPLOSIVES' and has a torpedo bay, with a countdown timer of how long until the torpedo hits its target. Also people are able to leave the mini-sub through a hatch on top, which does not seem to allow water in. This is all in a mini sub, which is clearly supposed to be used for under water repairing and exploration. Also all attack scenes were just stolen from discovery channel clips, the megledon growls, a small tiger shark gets attacked and squeals, and an old man seems to be fishing at the beginning and what appears to be his son is standing behind him having sex for no apparant reason.
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