Okej, den här är knepig. Fett med cred till den som spontant (eller alls) gör rätt koppling!

Det &auml;r fullkomligt korrekt, men eftersom min avsikt &auml;r att folk ska f&aring; klura lite sj&auml;lv s&aring; kommer jag ta bort din kommentar.<br />
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Det baserar sig p&aring; ett sk&auml;mt som g&aring;r precis tv&auml;rtom. <br />
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A guy goes into a bar carrying small box. He asks the bartender:"if I show you the neatest thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?"<br />
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bartender:"sure! but i got to warn you. I've see a lot of things in my life"<br />
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guy"yeah but i bet you nv saw something like this!"<br />
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Opening the box, the guy revealed a tiny little person at the piano, jamming away. The guy says:"he plays bach, stravinsky john cage.. heck he plays them all!"<br />
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The bartender is mightily impressed! "That is the neatest thing I've ever seen. Where did you get him?"<br />
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Guy:"Well I was walking on the beach and found this brass lamp and rubbed it, and a genie came out and granted me a wish"<br />
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Bartender:"Do you think i could have a wish too?"<br />
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Guy:"Sure there you go" as he hands over the lamp.<br />
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The bartender gives it a rub and says:"I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!" and POOF! the bar is full of DUCKS. They're flying around crapping on everything and scaring the hell out of everyone there.<br />
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The bartender screams at the man:"Why didn't you tell me that you genie was defective??"<br />
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guy:"yep.. hard of hearing.. I didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist, either"