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NU är det slut med läsk!
Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because itgets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago.You know why? It was redundant.
- In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hityour system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’timmediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoricacid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
- 20 minutes:<!--skip translation--><!--end skip translation--> Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver respondsto this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’splenty of that at this particular moment)
- 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
- 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine productionstimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically thesame way heroin works, by the way.
- >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium,magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boostin metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificialsweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
- >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic propertiescome into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured thatyou’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headedto your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
- >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you diesdown you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritableand/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the waterthat was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuablenutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours.(As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke,it’ll make you feel better.
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