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Ett skönt citat från Chris Rocks nya stand up komiker film. :)
"Ladies your man is nastier then u can ever imagine, he has been watching porn since he was 12 years old. he has pornographics images in his head. and he wants to re-live some of this shit before he dropps dead. Thats right ladies, get up on it, get up on it. Listen to what a fuck iam about to say okey. just because he came dont mean that u made him cumming. did u hear what a fuck i said? just because he came does not mean you made him come. every man is this room got 2 levels of cumming. every man in here, got 2 levels of cumming. and level one comes out easy, just like ketchup dipp dippp dippp dipp. just say come and it comes out dipp dipp. But level 2. If we got a women doing the precise nasty shit we like. wearing the nasty shit we want her to wear saying the nasty shit we want here to say. it will shoot out like a civilrights hoose "Free At laast ! " it will take a fucking eye out! thats why you have to very careful what you introduce in bed. cuz if we like it its on the menu."
Chris Rock - Kill the messenger.
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