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It's a list entitled ''Surefire Signs That a Girl's a Twilighter'' an it reads:
1. She orders mushroom ravioli anytime she eats at an Italian resturant
2. August 2, 2008 has the same level of importance as a national holiday.
3. She's able to explain, in detail, the vampire wars of the southern U.S. and Mexico
4. The sight of a shiny, silver volvo causes a reaction that is akin to an epileptic seizure.
5. The above reactionis replaced with intense disappointment when she realizes the driver is only human... not a bronse- haired, pale-skinned vampire.
6. When vacationing in Volterra, Italy, she skips the castel tour.
7. She refers to her boyfriend as her ''brand of heroin'' or her own ''personal sun.''
8. For her, Christmas is coming early in 2008. More specifically, on December 12th.
9. She only dates men who sparkle in the sun or run around shirtless in snowstorms.
10. She names one of her children any of the following: Bella, Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Esme or Carlisle.
11. If someone has a high, persistent fever, she asks if they're part Quileute.
12. She'd rather be deathly pale than healthily tan, because that's how the Cullens do it.
13. She goes cliff-diving in the hopes of meeting werewolves.
14. She buys gold contacts for her boyfriend to wear.
15. She debates whether the local zoos' grizzlies are irritable enough for Emmett Cullen.
16. Air conditioners and space heaters aren't just household appliances to her...
17. She prefers forks to spoons.
18. Hands holding an apple and a red ribbon torn in half have amazing meaning to her.
19. She belonges to two or more facebook groups proclaiming her love for Edward Cullen and/or Jacob Black.
20. She insists that her boyfriend work out constantly to get that ''werewolf physique.''
21. Motorcycles automatically remind her of Jacob Black.
22. Telling her ''Edward Cullen in not real'' brings on fits of violence and hysteria.
23. ''Jacob Black is not real'' gets the exact same reaction.
24. '' Mike Newton is not real'' garners a shrug and ''So? Nobody likes him anyway.
25. She tells little kids thunder is the sound of vampire playing baseball.
26. She avoids anyone named Victoria, James, Laurent and Jane.
27. Flirtatious blond waitresses are her mortal enemies.
28. Any song can somehow be applied to Bella, Edward or Jacob.
19. The pros and cons of dating vampires and werewolves are normal topics of conversation.
30. Her fictional love life is more complicated than her real one.
hihi flera stämmer på mig XD
1. She orders mushroom ravioli anytime she eats at an Italian resturant
2. August 2, 2008 has the same level of importance as a national holiday.
3. She's able to explain, in detail, the vampire wars of the southern U.S. and Mexico
4. The sight of a shiny, silver volvo causes a reaction that is akin to an epileptic seizure.
5. The above reactionis replaced with intense disappointment when she realizes the driver is only human... not a bronse- haired, pale-skinned vampire.
6. When vacationing in Volterra, Italy, she skips the castel tour.
7. She refers to her boyfriend as her ''brand of heroin'' or her own ''personal sun.''
8. For her, Christmas is coming early in 2008. More specifically, on December 12th.
9. She only dates men who sparkle in the sun or run around shirtless in snowstorms.
10. She names one of her children any of the following: Bella, Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Esme or Carlisle.
11. If someone has a high, persistent fever, she asks if they're part Quileute.
12. She'd rather be deathly pale than healthily tan, because that's how the Cullens do it.
13. She goes cliff-diving in the hopes of meeting werewolves.
14. She buys gold contacts for her boyfriend to wear.
15. She debates whether the local zoos' grizzlies are irritable enough for Emmett Cullen.
16. Air conditioners and space heaters aren't just household appliances to her...
17. She prefers forks to spoons.
18. Hands holding an apple and a red ribbon torn in half have amazing meaning to her.
19. She belonges to two or more facebook groups proclaiming her love for Edward Cullen and/or Jacob Black.
20. She insists that her boyfriend work out constantly to get that ''werewolf physique.''
21. Motorcycles automatically remind her of Jacob Black.
22. Telling her ''Edward Cullen in not real'' brings on fits of violence and hysteria.
23. ''Jacob Black is not real'' gets the exact same reaction.
24. '' Mike Newton is not real'' garners a shrug and ''So? Nobody likes him anyway.
25. She tells little kids thunder is the sound of vampire playing baseball.
26. She avoids anyone named Victoria, James, Laurent and Jane.
27. Flirtatious blond waitresses are her mortal enemies.
28. Any song can somehow be applied to Bella, Edward or Jacob.
19. The pros and cons of dating vampires and werewolves are normal topics of conversation.
30. Her fictional love life is more complicated than her real one.
hihi flera stämmer på mig XD
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