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Jag va inne på omegle.com och chattade med en amerikan.
Så här såg det ut:
Stranger: hi
You: Heil
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: n
Stranger: m
Stranger: from and age
You: im from sweden
You: im 18 years old
You: you?
Stranger: usa 15
Stranger: wat u look like
Stranger: u there
You: i look like hot girl
You: like megan fox
Stranger: really u got a pic
You: yeah
You: sec
You: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1261872990740.jpg
Stranger: thats u
You: y
You: i am model in sweden
Stranger: cuz ur hot and have nice tits
You: thank you
Stranger: welcome
You: but i have a defect :(
Stranger: wat
You: i have a penis growning from my back
Stranger: do u really
You: yes :/
Stranger: wtf is that called
You: you don't think its sexy? D':
You: It's a chronical desiese
Stranger: really wow thats kinda weird
You: I like to think that you are touching it baby
You: while fucking me anal
Stranger: oh
You: oh im so desperate
You: :(
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: y
You: No guys like me because of it ...
You: I never get any action
Stranger: really well cant u have surgery
You: no because they say I have an important vein through it.
You: if they cut it off i have a 80% chance of dying
You: I'm 18 years old and virgin :(
Stranger: really wow
Stranger: that sux
You: yes
You: come to sweden and do me big boy :)
Stranger: haha im too young
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 15
You: oh
You: well thats the legal age in sweden
You: So i don't see the problem :)
Stranger: for wat
You: sex ofc
Stranger: o well idk about here
You: I think it's 18 in the us
You: my model friends says so atleast
You: but they all break the law when they were 13 :(
You: And here I sit and masturbate at the age of 18...
Stranger: really 13 thats so young
You: That's the usual age in sweden to lose the virginity
You: you know that the girls get their period when they are 11
You: and they are developed enough to have sex
Stranger: really i didntknow that
You: ok
You: Well, i heard you don't have sex ed in us so i understand
You: are you christian?
Stranger: no we dont we have health
Stranger: yes born and raised
You: ok
You: well most people in sweden are atheist
You: or
You: the swedes atleast
You: then we have immigrants from the middleeast
Stranger: they r r u
You: muslims and christians
You: i'm atheist
Stranger: so u dont believe n god
You: believe me if god existed he would punish me :)
You: more than my penis
Stranger: y wuld he punish u more
You: because I'm a noughty girl
You: and on the weekends i work as an assassin
You: I have over 20 peoples deaths on my hands
Stranger: no u do not ur not an assin
You: yes
You: you don't believe me?
Stranger: ya i dont
You: why?
Stranger: idk normally a model wuldnt be an assasin and how do u deal wit killin people
You: i am
You: do you think i'm normal after i told you i have a penis growning from my back?
Stranger: not really but still
You: :/
You: how can i convince you?
You: hmm
You: this guy
Stranger: convince me that ur an assain
You: http://existenz.se/out.php?id=19405
You: I kicked him off the boat to make it look natural
You: I knew the boat was full of piranhas
You: and i got a nice vacation down in the sun :)
Stranger: wow thats creepy
Stranger: y do u like killin people
You: Well, i get 50000$ per job so I don't complain
Stranger: holy crap
You: :)
You: Maybe you can grow up to become an assassin :)
Stranger: never i dont like to hurt people's feelings let alon killin them
Stranger: alone*
You: oh that's cute :)
You: you like masturbating?
Stranger: not really imma catholic and not much time
You: ok
Stranger: y
You: so you've never done it?
Stranger: i did it once or twice
You: An you are 15?
Stranger: yes
You: omg...
You: christianity really destroys young kids!
You: You know that it feels good right?
You: When I was 15 i had masturbated over 500 times
Stranger: really
You: and i have my penis on the back
Stranger: wat do u fuck urself
You: no
You: i can't reach my vagaina if my penis is on the back stupid :D
You: I masturbate
You: Use my hand
Stranger: o hah i forgot
Stranger: do u jack off
You: yeah
You: and i also fingerbang
Stranger: omg
You: what?=
Stranger: nothin its just kinda weird u jack off
You: why?
Stranger: cuz ur a girl
You: I have a dick
Stranger: so still
You: I'm a boy and a girl
You: I just look more like a girl
You: :)
Stranger: hahha
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Stranger: hi
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