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- Been to the Swedish Idol auditions
Hey, don't get it "twisted" as the kids say. I wasn't actually singing, I was there with a buddy who has a great voice and plays some sweet guitar. He wasn't good enough, though. Before you meet the stuck up TV judges, you have to go through a gang of shitty judges consisting of women who seperate the great and mentally challenged from the mediocre. In order to see the real jury, you either have to be really good, or really bad, since that's what boosts the amount of viewers. My friend was neither and was asked to go home and sob after standing outside the building for about 9 hours with nothing to eat, and nowhere to piss. I therefore have a great tip for any and all of you who have a good singing voice and will ever attempt to be in the dumb-down freakshow singing TV contest of you choice, sometime in the future.
When you get to the first, unimportant judges, make a complete fuck-ass of yourself. "Sing" like a deaf guy on acid and dance around like you're having a seizure. You will then go through to the real judges, and that's when you do your best and hope for them to not tell you to fuck off. Simple plan, just like that crappy emo band. Try it and don't forget to give me credit for your success.
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Hey, don't get it "twisted" as the kids say. I wasn't actually singing, I was there with a buddy who has a great voice and plays some sweet guitar. He wasn't good enough, though. Before you meet the stuck up TV judges, you have to go through a gang of shitty judges consisting of women who seperate the great and mentally challenged from the mediocre. In order to see the real jury, you either have to be really good, or really bad, since that's what boosts the amount of viewers. My friend was neither and was asked to go home and sob after standing outside the building for about 9 hours with nothing to eat, and nowhere to piss. I therefore have a great tip for any and all of you who have a good singing voice and will ever attempt to be in the dumb-down freakshow singing TV contest of you choice, sometime in the future.
When you get to the first, unimportant judges, make a complete fuck-ass of yourself. "Sing" like a deaf guy on acid and dance around like you're having a seizure. You will then go through to the real judges, and that's when you do your best and hope for them to not tell you to fuck off. Simple plan, just like that crappy emo band. Try it and don't forget to give me credit for your success.
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