29 January 2009
			
					
		Chuck Norris !If Chuck Norris leaps into a lake he dosen't become wet, the lake becomes Chuck Norris 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris !Did you know Chuck Norris dosent have hair on his balls ? Cause hair dosent grow on steel ! 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris ! If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dolars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris ! Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris ! Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris ! What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris victims before they died? His shoe 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris ! In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris 
		
	
			
					
		Chuck Norris ! President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time 
		
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