29 January 2009
Chuck Norris !If Chuck Norris leaps into a lake he dosen't become wet, the lake becomes Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris !Did you know Chuck Norris dosent have hair on his balls ? Cause hair dosent grow on steel !
Chuck Norris ! If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dolars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris ! Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on
Chuck Norris ! Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die
Chuck Norris ! What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris victims before they died? His shoe
Chuck Norris ! In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ! President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time
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