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We are Macho Men!!!xD
Women, here are som rules and hints so that you can please and learn to understand you man!
These are our rules.. Please note.. These are all numbered "1" for a reason!!
1. Breast are for lookin at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that!
1. Learn to work the toiletseat. You're a big girl! If it's up, put it down! We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complain about you leaving it down, do you?
1. Saturday=Sports. It's like the full moon or changing of tides. It's natural, just let it be!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no. We are never going to consider it as one!
1.Crying is blackmail!
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints DO NOT WORK! Strong hints DO NOT WORK! Obvious hints DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT!!!
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that last 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are! Don't ask us!
1.If something we said can be interpreted in different ways, and one of them makes you angry or sad, we meant the other one!
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we!
1. If it itches, we will scratch it. We do that!
1. If you have a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear!
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
And last but not least:
1. Don't ask what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
-Sex
-Sport, or
-Cars!!!
Women, here are som rules and hints so that you can please and learn to understand you man!
These are our rules.. Please note.. These are all numbered "1" for a reason!!
1. Breast are for lookin at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that!
1. Learn to work the toiletseat. You're a big girl! If it's up, put it down! We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complain about you leaving it down, do you?
1. Saturday=Sports. It's like the full moon or changing of tides. It's natural, just let it be!
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no. We are never going to consider it as one!
1.Crying is blackmail!
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints DO NOT WORK! Strong hints DO NOT WORK! Obvious hints DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT!!!
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that last 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are! Don't ask us!
1.If something we said can be interpreted in different ways, and one of them makes you angry or sad, we meant the other one!
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we!
1. If it itches, we will scratch it. We do that!
1. If you have a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear!
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
And last but not least:
1. Don't ask what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
-Sex
-Sport, or
-Cars!!!
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