October
November 2009
Remember, remember the Fifth of November The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent To blow up the Ki
Robots from outer space, they are comming from another place
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!". to which the second hobo repl
Pedo holding a bag of chocolates approaches a little girl at the park: "Hi, little girl! Listen, if you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of chocolate." L
A man busts in to the sperm bank wearing a mask and carrying a shotgun and yells, "OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE!!!" The lady behind the counter says, "Sir, you do realize that this is a sperm bank, right?" H
I was out for a hike one day when I found a young girl at the top of a cliff, all alone and crying. "Hey kid, why are you crying?" I asked. "Mister, my mommy's all the way down there at the bottom of
3 guys and a woman get stuck on a deserted island. They're a smart bunch by sharing the woman so they can avoid unwanted tensions. After the woman dies they face a whole different situation. The first
Three third graders, a white kid, a Chinese kid, and a black kid, are hanging out on the playground, and they decide to have a dick measuring contest. The white kid whips out his little penis<span
So there's this kid, Johnny, and he is the worst kid in his second-grade class. One day the teacher walks in and says "Class, we're going to play a new game. I'll pull something out of my desk and hid
What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's 20 of them.
Mike: Hey did you hear that I saved a girl from being raped last night? Sally: Really? How did you do it? Mike: I stopped chasing her.
This white guy walks into a bar. He sits down and notices that the bartender is a nigger. "Hey Nigger! Gimmie a beer!" He says. The nigger replies, "I'm not gonna get you any thing if you call me a ni
I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"
Vampire goes into bar. Barkeep asks if he wants some blood. Vampire says "No thanks, just a glass of hot water". Barkeep gets him the water then says "I thought vampires always drink blood.. "Nah, Im
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martin fyller 18 idag, så här e en bild på honom med paraply :P fest hos honom i helgen. har nyss vatt i DK o införskaffat sprit :D
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