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Catwoman Full Movie Torrent-----------------------------------------DOWNLOAD: http://urllio.com/r2vdm -----------------------------------------A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips, a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever. In a mystical twist of fate, she is transformed into a woman with the strength, speed, agility and ultra-keen senses of a cat. With her newfound prowess and feline intuition, Patience becomes Catwoman, a sleek and stealthy creature balancing on the thin line between good and bad. Like any wildcat, she's dangerous, elusive and untamed. Her adventures are complicated by a burgeoning relationship with Tom Lone, a cop who has fallen for Patience but cannot shake his fascination with the mysterious Catwoman, who appears to be responsible for a string of crime sprees plaguing the city.In this movie, Halle Berry plays a young artist named Charity who enjoys running headlong into other people (apparently she's a masochist like Maggie Gyllenhaal's character in 'Secretary' -- given her taste in leather and whips, she might have more in common with this character, as well). Anyhoo, Chastity runs afoul of evil cosmetic makers (no, I'm being serious here), who have her killed! Fortunately, a magical cat brings Prudence back to life, except with all these neato cat-powers. Such as being really good at playing basketball, wielding a whip, cutting hair, and riding a motorcycle ('cause we all know how good cats are at these things!) She also starts actually BEHAVING like a cat, doing things that Garfield would do like wearing tight leather and stealing jewels. Nothing really happens in the movie, but along the way you get these really hee-larious lines that will have you blowing Coke out of your nose:
"How purrrr (SNORT!!!) fect!" "Get your paws off me!" "There goes my jumpshot!" (You can't really overstress the importance of basketball in a movie about a woman with cat powers!)
Predictably, at the end, there is a, ermmm, catfight between Prudence and the evil head of the cosmetic company, played by Sharon Stone. No contest you say? Well, Sharon's been bogarting this secret beauty formula that not only disguises the fact that she's like 100 years old, but turns her skin like ROCK HARD! So Hope has to watch those nails while she's fighting! But, ultimately (SPOILERS ALERT, yawn) Catwoman throws Sharon to her death from a tall building -- the only surprise for me here being that Sharon doesn't break apart into a million brittle pieces like that guard in 'Top Secret!' Aside from me nearly falling asleep during the "love" scene and almost walking out in disgust during the basketball scene, I must say it was pretty fun. Three and a half stars. Check it out, but only if you enjoyed 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls'!I am very disappointed by young french directors pictures in Hollywood, from J. P. Jeunet (Alien 4) to M. Kassovitz (Gothika), and now Pitoff with CatWoman. They all directed their worst movie in USA, and I still wonder why.
About CW, I strongly suggest to all people above 14 to watch any other picture where she appeared (including Batman The Movie !) instead of this terribly boring stuff.
Some parts are just ridiculous (the basketball scene...), Benjamin Bratt seems to come from a pathetic sitcom with no more than 1 and a half expression on his face, and above all, Halle Berry is a basic wrong casting. She is not a CatWoman, if you remember M. Pfeiffer, Eartha Kitt or Lee Merrywether...
Her Cat Gesture - she raises her elbows - repeated with a total lack of 2nd degree on almost every scene where she appears will make you laugh at first, but quickly, you will feel sorry and ashamed for her.
The score is mostly R'N'B soup, and you will often have the feeling that you are watching an extremely bad R'N'B video-clip on MTV, with pointless "modern" camera moves and jerky editing to hide a very bad script.
The only good point I see is the couple Sharon Stone / Lambert Wilson, that could have been good villains if all around was not so weak.Catwoman, which talks about the "duality" inside all women (wild vs. docile, rapacious vs. cuddly), does have its guilty pleasures. Most of these come courtesy of ice queen Stone.Shy and meek-mannered Patience Phillips (Halle Berry), working as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty Cosmetics, is killed one night when she is caught in a waste pipe and flushed out into a river. She is brought back to life, however, by an Egyptian Mau, a temple cat sacred to the goddess Bast, that bestows upon her the speed, confidence, reflexes, and senses of a feline, turning her into the fierce and stealthy Catwoman. Although Catwoman tries to do good deeds, like saving a young boy on a broken ferris wheel, she is blamed for a string of crime sprees and is being investigated by Detective Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt) who also happens to be falling in love with Patience. But it's when she discovers a toxic little secret about Hedcare's line of beauty cream that things really become CATastrophic. The story and screenplay were written by American screenwriters John Brancato, Michael Ferris, John Rogers, and Theresa Rebeck, although the character of Catwoman is loosely based on the Selina Kyle/Catwoman created by DC Comics' Bob Kane and Bill Finger, both of whom also created the character Batman. Catwoman's first appearance was in Batman #1 in Spring of 1940. No. Halle Berry's Catwoman is a completely different character named Patience Phillips. Selina Kyle, the Catwoman—as played by Michelle Pfeiffer—is (very) briefly referenced via a photograph to link this movie to the Tim Burton film. Just as Laurel is about to shoot Tom, Catwoman shows up. She whips the gun from Laurel's hand and helps Tom get away, taking out two of Laurel's goons along the way. When Tom is safe, she returns for a final confrontation with Laurel, revealing her identity as Patience Phillips...the woman Laurel killed by flushing down the pipe. They begin to fight, but Catwoman is soon surprised to see that Laurel's skin is hard as marble and impervious to pain because of her use of Beau-Line, and Laurel eventually gets the upper hand, crashing Catwoman into a window and smashing her against the glass. Catwoman rallies and scratches Laurel's cheeks with her diamond claws, causing Laurel's skin to begin disintegrating. Laurel falls through the broken window but manages to grab on to a pole. As Catwoman reaches to pull her back up, Laurel's hand slips and she falls 20 stories to the ground, killing her. Catwoman is joined by Tom, who tells her that, if Patience was found in her jail cell in the morning, it would be awful hard to prove that she was Catwoman. Some days later, Tom receives a letter at work and, in a voiceover, Patience reads: The day I died was the day I started to live. In my old life, I longed for someone to see what was special in me. You did, and for that you will always be in my heart. But what I really needed was for me to see it. And now I do. You're a good man, Tom. You live in a world that has no place for someone like me. You see, sometimes I'm good...very good. But sometimes I'm bad, but only as bad as I want to be. Freedom is power. To live a life untamed and unafraid is the gift that I've been given. And so my journey begins. In the final scene, Catwoman is shown walking along roof ledges, silhouetted in the moon and whipping around her whip. There have been no plans for a sequel to Catwoman. However, in May 2006, IGN's FilmForce quoted actress Halle Berry as saying, If they seriously said, "We want to do another one and here's how we're going to make it better because we learned from the mistakes," I would because I believe we could make it better. I think Catwoman is a great character that maybe wasn't presented in the right way. But when people see it on video they seem to like it. They're like, "It wasn't as bad as they all said!" Despite this comment, it is highly unlikely that a sequel will ever be produced considering the film flopped at the box office and was subject to numerous negative reviews, while also never generating a "cult following" like some (often rather unique) box office failures have. a5c7b9f00b http://ecimpiecis.bloggaleon.com/1537290603/ http://blintheabe.jugem.jp/?eid=304 http://ringcini.jugem.jp/?eid=327 http://www.nookl.com/article/338091/episode-3-1-movie-in-tamil-dubbed-download http://racrisicht.jugem.jp/?eid=261 http://timbbestcall.jugem.jp/?eid=278 http://bookscufil.jugem.jp/?eid=257 http://ksydturna.jugem.jp/?eid=337 http://brocmisplol.jugem.jp/?eid=307 http://guedoutmoi.jugem.jp/?eid=321
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