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BRITISH
[/] drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger".
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.
- Total: 1½
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian accent.
- Total: 2
ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk a lot with your hands
Total: 1
SPANISH
[] You say "member" instead of "remember".
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a "puta" is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
-Total: 1
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
- Total: 3
IRISH
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
- Total: 4
AFRICAN - AMERICAN
[] You say nigganukka casuall.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.
- Total: 3
ASIAN
[] You have slanty-small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
- Total: 2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[/] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
- Total: 4½
CANADIAN
[] You like play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
- Total: 2
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
- Total: 2
DUTCH
[] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handy work projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 3
ARAB
[/] You are a patriot.
[] You say "Engleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
- Total: ½
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