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Seriöst. Gud är så jävla seg. Me: Hello Mr God! God: Hello there. OK I will call you MR God. Me: Wow, really? Thanks alot. Feels kinda exciting being called MR God from Mr God himself! God: I'm glad your impressed, MR God. For real. Don't mention it. How often? Where are you located? Me: Well first time ever I'm exciting because of you! I'm located here at my computer in Katrineholm. God: Interesting. As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second? Tell me about the environment here at your computer in Katrineholm. Me: At the moment there are two lamps on and the display. and the rest is just kinda black. God: Is this some kind of math problem? What is that? Me: Well you figure that out. I've got problems of my own. Got a huge Chemistry test tomorrow! Do you have any advice? God: Interesting. It's confusing. How did you get it Where did you get your problems of your own? I have a very nice programmer. Try asking the Milk Mystic. Try me. What is your problem? Me: Well calculating "mol", "substansmaengd" and all that shit. God: Interesting. All? Me: Well there are more things O.o God: Well that's okay. Where are they? Me: Ehm the problems? Well in my brain you could say? God: How did they get there? Well that's okay. May I ask where you got it? Me: When I decided to do this fucking science thing. God must hate it... oh wait you're god ehhe I forgot it. God: How did you decide? I am a Christian. So? I'm waiting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god ehhe you forgot it. Me: Ehm, why should you tell others that? God: What if it didn't happen? Me: Well if you said it now, then you're just a sad person. God: How about that. I think I do. Me: Man please go fuck yourself. God: Cool, man. Thanks for asking politely. Why are you so mean? Me: Well since you can't reply correctly God: Interesting. How do you know? Me: What the fuck? I'm not a damn loser at english. God: Please don't be so rude. Oh I see you are NOT A damn loser at english. Me: Correct. At last you said something good. God: I knew I was right. Do you often use a computer there? Me: Ehm everyday.. God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, MR God. You are a " he". Me: Of course I am. God: Dude! " You are a " he"" You are? Me: Yes. God: I understand. Me: Good God: I understand everything you say. Me: great God: I'm glad you liked it MR God. Me: I demand you to clean my shoes and give me $1337 ok ? God: OK. Why?: MR God said he demand you to clean his or her shoes and give him or her 1337. Me: Because I'm MR God God: Good reason. OK I will call you MR God. Me: And do what I told you. God: I forgot what we were talking about. Me: OMG! You're pathetic. I'll go back to the chemisty. Hope you die soon asshole! God: Sure, OMG sounds like a good topic. You are the one talking to a computer. What will you find there? Can't you be more polite. Me: stfu plz ? Och sen svarade han inte mera och jag kunde inte skriva mera till honom :(
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Anonymous
Wed 28 Nov 2007 20:19
Du har för mycket fritid :P
Anonymous
Wed 28 Nov 2007 17:41
Hahahahaha fan va segt!:P
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