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Åh, äntligen hittade jag en
vettig person som kan
förklara 'msn is closing down' mailen.
<3
Jag vet att det är mycket att läsa,
men snälla,
om du inte vill framstå som en stor
JUBELIDIOT,
så läs och få in de i hjärnarn någon gång:
Now, lets focus on another email, yes? This time I've bolded issue areas:
Dear Hotmail User,
Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to Hotmail,it has come to our attention that we are vastly running out of resources. So, within a month's time, anyone who does not receive this email with the exact subject heading, will be deleted off our server.Please forward this email so that we know you are still using this account.
WARNING WARNING
We want to find out which users are actually using their Hotmail accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do not pass this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
From Mr. Jon Henerd
Hotmail Admin. Dept.
Our hotmail system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Hotmail members, we will delete your account. Sorry for this inconvenience.
Sincerely, Director of Hotmail Services
Aaron Lopez
Please do this! Some of my friends have already gotten deleted and you aren't allowed to send it back to the person who sent this email to you!!!
MOAR ISSUES!!!
Spelling and grammar. AGAIN! Too many exclamation marks, not enough 'o's, spaces or commas. Fail.
Inconsistencies. AGAIN! If I was someone stupid, I'd be running around tearing my head out, not knowing if I was supposed to send it to 10 or 20 people or simply as many as I could. Uh oh!
Another Director. Which one is the real one?! Guess the director!
Poor Director Aaron Lopez, his friends got deleted. Wait, what? Why didn’t he tell them it was happening? Bastard, I wouldn't be HIS friend anymore. And, wait.. Is he giving RULES for who I can and can't send the email to? Jerk!
I got this email on Saturday, 8 March 2008 3:04:34 PM. I'm sure you know what the date is (even approximately) now. It's more than a month after I got the email. Funnily enough, I still have my hotmail AND MSN running.
But seriously, the one piece of damning evidence? Windows Live Messenger sends me emails quite frequently. Why wouldn't they send these emails themselves? And WHY do the forwarded emails not have the usual setup of a Live Messenger, including the HEADER and FOOTER?! I mean, honestly. They're not very professional, then, are they?
If one bothered to check msn.com and search around a little bit, one might find that "Chat Service will no longer be offered on or after October 16th, 2006". CURSE YOU! Where was my forwarded email about THAT?! I don't think I got one, thank heavens.
//Mono's Erratic Ramblings.
Om du vill läsa första delen av hans inlägg, gå till:
http://erraticramblings.wordpress.com/2008/08/25/msn-closing-down-laughing/
that should do it.
vettig person som kan
förklara 'msn is closing down' mailen.
<3
Jag vet att det är mycket att läsa,
men snälla,
om du inte vill framstå som en stor
JUBELIDIOT,
så läs och få in de i hjärnarn någon gång:
Now, lets focus on another email, yes? This time I've bolded issue areas:
Dear Hotmail User,
Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to Hotmail,it has come to our attention that we are vastly running out of resources. So, within a month's time, anyone who does not receive this email with the exact subject heading, will be deleted off our server.Please forward this email so that we know you are still using this account.
WARNING WARNING
We want to find out which users are actually using their Hotmail accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do not pass this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
From Mr. Jon Henerd
Hotmail Admin. Dept.
Our hotmail system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Hotmail members, we will delete your account. Sorry for this inconvenience.
Sincerely, Director of Hotmail Services
Aaron Lopez
Please do this! Some of my friends have already gotten deleted and you aren't allowed to send it back to the person who sent this email to you!!!
MOAR ISSUES!!!
Spelling and grammar. AGAIN! Too many exclamation marks, not enough 'o's, spaces or commas. Fail.
Inconsistencies. AGAIN! If I was someone stupid, I'd be running around tearing my head out, not knowing if I was supposed to send it to 10 or 20 people or simply as many as I could. Uh oh!
Another Director. Which one is the real one?! Guess the director!
Poor Director Aaron Lopez, his friends got deleted. Wait, what? Why didn’t he tell them it was happening? Bastard, I wouldn't be HIS friend anymore. And, wait.. Is he giving RULES for who I can and can't send the email to? Jerk!
I got this email on Saturday, 8 March 2008 3:04:34 PM. I'm sure you know what the date is (even approximately) now. It's more than a month after I got the email. Funnily enough, I still have my hotmail AND MSN running.
But seriously, the one piece of damning evidence? Windows Live Messenger sends me emails quite frequently. Why wouldn't they send these emails themselves? And WHY do the forwarded emails not have the usual setup of a Live Messenger, including the HEADER and FOOTER?! I mean, honestly. They're not very professional, then, are they?
If one bothered to check msn.com and search around a little bit, one might find that "Chat Service will no longer be offered on or after October 16th, 2006". CURSE YOU! Where was my forwarded email about THAT?! I don't think I got one, thank heavens.
//Mono's Erratic Ramblings.
Om du vill läsa första delen av hans inlägg, gå till:
http://erraticramblings.wordpress.com/2008/08/25/msn-closing-down-laughing/
that should do it.
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http://dayviews.com/swaggerjaquez/309831714/
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