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"We find your american beer Is like making love In a canoe. -Making love In a canoe? -It's Fucking close to water!"
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Who was very rarely stable.
Who could think you under the table.
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
'I drink, therefore I am.'
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
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