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Allrighty then! This Is It! Everyone has Waited for!...Well Atleast 2-3 people...The Part 2 of the tale of Thorb! I hope you remember what happend last time cus This I Part 2.
- D...Do you know where I'am? the man asked?
Thorb haven't been speaking to someone for many, many, many years and he just gasped.
- Do you understand me? He asked.
- Aha yes, I'm sorry It was just so long time ago...I haven't been speaking or seeing someone else than animals for like forty years. The man was surprised.
- So how are the world? Thorb asked tensely. The man was now even more surprised...He was thinking to himself: To tell or not to tell that's a real question.
- It's....Great...everybody Is so happy and nothing has happend I mean...It's not like there Is a Dark Lord named Jonas or something and he took over the world...No, he said with an sarcasm voice.
Thorb puffed and gave the man a hug.
- You diden't have to...hug me...you know you're naked..........right? Thorb walked two steps back and he looked down and then up again.
- I'm so sorry, let's go back to my home and I can give you something to eat and I will put on some cloths. The man nodded and they start to walk. It took them several hours. They stood front a big cliff and there was a wooden broken door, the night had come and moon was shining. They went inside the rock and start to walk down at stairs, It was candles all over the place with light on. At the end of the stair It was a small room with one bed and alot of things, gold where laying on the pebble floor. Thorb put on some brown pants and a white shirt.
- So what Is your name? he asked?
The man was looking around and when he heard him, he said:
- Roh.
- Nice to met your Roh, my name Is Thorb. The Dwarf gaved the man a wooden cup with ale and dark bread. Roh thanked him and he saw an chair to sit on. Thorb set on a big box. Roh was realy impressed with all the things he saw in the room.
- How did you get all of this stuff?
- Well everthing here has an story how I got It, Thorb said proud. The man wanted to know the stories but he wasen't sure which item he should ask about first, just when he though he saw something awesome, he looked on the table and saw a round, small, dirty stone.
- How about that stone on the table, does It have a story?
Thorb started to laugh out loud and then he told him:
- For two weeks ago..I went outside and... Roh was shaking, he realy wanted to know.
- and... I saw It on the ground so i picked It up.
Roh almost fall down the chair, he facepalm himself.
- That's not realy a story. Thorb looked surprised.
- Of course It Is! If I tell you something then...It's a story right? And It's based on a true story.
- Ok, Ok, Roh said and put up his hands. Tell me another then, tell me about that box.
Thorb looked on the box he was siting.
- It was here when i got here. Thorb started to cough and took a sip of his ale. Roh asked about all the other things In the room but it turned out that he had just found everything. Well after Thorb told him all his stories that have no meaning of life what so ever, He gave Roh a blanket so he could sleep and Thorb fall asleep on his bed. The night was dark, you could hear the owls and wolfs making their sound.
Thorb woke up, he looked around and then he saw Roh just siting there.
- Good Morning, said the Dwarf with a big yawn.
- Good morning? Good morning?! You've slept in two days!!
Thorb started to laugh.
- Ah don't worry, now let me make some breakfast.
Roh watched when Thorb was making. He fried eggs and bacon, boiled some tea. He put everything on an old table. It was egg, bacon, bread, cheese, beans, sugar, tea.
- Let's eat! Thorb said and started to eat like a pig.
Roh looked over the table and saw all this food. How can eat so much? He thogh for himself. Anyway Roh joined the eating. He took a bite bacon and he was surprised how it tasted, it was the most delicious bacon he has ever eaten. He started eating more violent, even when Roh started to full that his stomach was full he saw Thorb still eating like a crazy Dwarf. Oh ye...He is a dwarf. Thorb ate untill the table was clean and then he leaned back.
- So...erm do you wanna do something? Thorb asked?
Roh diden't know how to respond to that.
- Yeah sure..whatever man.
Thorb stod up, an justice aura spread around him with glowing with gold. He showed his hand to the roof and he layed down....cards.
- you wanna play Go Fish?
They sat for hours and played, Thorb lost every game untill Roh just let him win and then he was happy.
- Ok, Let's go out and i will show you a beautiful place in this world.
- Yay....
Thorb started to pack down alot of things like, weed, ale, food and nothing more.
He opened the door and there was a brilliant wonderful weather. Thorb started to sing as he always do when he is happy. They walked and they walked and they walked and they walked, for many, many hours but then suddenly Danny came up just like that.
W-w-what?! am'I In you stupid tale?! I mean dream?!
Yea? So what? It's not my fault.
finally when everything sounded a little bit logical, you just....Fuck you!
Well...you not gonna like what's happen next then...
What?
Well...A Big Baby Head without a body gonna come out and hunt you like It's Pac-man.
And It Did, Thorb and Roh just watched when Danny ran away like a crazy fuck. Roh diden't know what to do, he saw that Thorb started to walk again and he just followed him.
- So... This Place? What Is It? He asked the Dwarf.
Thorb gave him an smile and pointed. Roh looked up and he saw an green field that was surrounded by tree and In the middle of the field ther was a big fountian. It was realy handsomely.
- I haven't been here in some time...fifty years ago, this place was full of naked elf women, They were more than two hundred and Yes....I fucked them all.
Roh diden't know for sure how to think...
- But....Erm But Dwarfs like you hate elfs....right?
- Yes We Do but...If you knew you just had to live here for ten years....you would go crazy, I tried first not to but...after what the Troll and I did...then i changed my mind.
- You had sex....with a troll?
- I Don't wanna talk about Allright?!
You could here the sound of silence.
- We both where lonely ok? One Thing turned to another and well...I coulden't walk for months after that ok! Happy now?!
Roh just shook his head.
- I diden't even wanna know.
Thorb diden't say a word untill he come up with an idea.
- Let's take a bath in the fountain!
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