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The real fackts of student life:
GOOD NEWS: WHEN YOU FINALLY GRADUATE THERE'S ONLY 40 YEARS OF HARD WORK.
IF THIS SENTENCE LOOKS WRITE. YOU'RE IN FOR A TOUGH YEAR.
FORGET ABOUT YOUR MAKEUP. IT'S NOT YOUR FACE HE IS AFTER.
USE YOUR IMAGINATION. WELCOME TO ANOTHER WEEKEND WHIT NO SEX.
WHY WRITE DOWN APPOINTMENTS? YOU'LL MISS THEM ANYWAY.
THIS TEXT IS PROBABLY THE MOST REFRESHING YOU'LL READ TODAY.
IF THIS TEXT IS REALLY REALLY CLOSE AND THE PAGE IS WET. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLEEPING.
HE'S NOT TRYING TO READ YOUR NOTES - HE'S LOOKING DOWN YOUR SHIRT.
THE GIRL NEXT TO YOU IS ONLY SMILING AT YOU TO GET THE TEST ANSWERS.
KEEP STARING AT THIS TEXT. IT MAKES YOU LOOK BUSY.
ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER MILLION BRANIN CELLS GONE.
HE IS NOT LISTENING TO YOU. HE'S PICTURING YOU NAKED.
THE PIMPLE YOU TRIED TO HIDE THIS MORNING IS STILL SHOWING.
WHY WRITE DOWN YOUR HOMEWORK. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.
SURE YOU'LL GET THE SCHOOL BABE. WHEN YOU FINISH LAW SCHOOL AND BECOME AN ASTRONAUT.
TEENAGERS THINK ABOUT SEX EVERY 15 SEC. GOOD LUCK CONCENTRATING.
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