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Mortdecai In Hindi Movie Download
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Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.
Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost gold.
On paper it must have looked hilarious but this otherwise stylish movie thinks it's clever and witty when it actually isn't. Every scene falls flat. Why in the world would someone keep rotted cheese in their house? Johnny Depp doesn't deliver a single line without rolling his eyes in every possible direction; it appears that he's trying to be a combination of Terry Thomas and the incomparable genius that was Peter Sellars. Johnny Depp is no Peter Sellars. Other than Depp's trying too hard, the performances are actually quite good, but it's still cringeworthy to see accomplished actors aiming for sophistication in a swamp of mediocrity. I'm convinced that you'll need a lot of alcohol to get through this movie, which is about the only explanation I can think of for anyone to have given it more than three stars.
what a piece of crap - 12 bucks to see this stinker - at first I thought he was having a stroke - what the hell are you trying to say? - what the hell is up with the mustache obsession? - I guess he really needed the money. Well, surprise, you've got my twelve dollars. Take the money and spend it on acting classes. I have five more lines to meet the minimum so I want to mention things that I like: rainy days and Mondays, The magic garden theme song, match game with Gene Rayburn, and let's see, anything with Ron Jeremy in it, Shields & Yarnell (yet pretty creepy), Black Sabbath especially Sabotage, Sid and Marty Krofft, The band formerly known as Flipper and Bozo.
A psychotically unfunny art-heist romp.
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