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Set between the first and second film, Sgt Davis Tubbs assembles a task force to destroy the Creeper once and for all while growing closer than ever before to learning the secrets of its dark origins, as the monster terrorizes a local farming community.
Sheriff Dan Tashtego and a team of creeper hunters enlist the help of officer Davis Tubbs to help stop the monster's eating spree.
I have to say that I really enjoyed the first two installments for this franchise. They were original and well done. Then we get to the third entry. I am sure this was a made for DVD release film that the producers decided to get a few more dollars out of and released it for one day only at the theaters. Smart ploy. Who would want to see it the after the reviews from that first day were released.
This film was horribly acted. Brandon Smith plays the incompetent Sheriff Tubbs. He is so over the top. Horribly over the top that his performance almost comes across as comedic. Meg Foster, who is a reasonable actress, but not an Academy Award performer, is sadly almost as bad. The rest of the cast is much the same.
Gina Phillips is in the last five minutes of the film, even though she is billed as a top star. The plot is so convoluted that it is confusing. The cinematography is poorly done. The direction is poorly done. The acting is poorly done. The script is poorly done. Getting the picture? And the twist in the second to the last scene was nothing more than a contrivance.
And finally, Victor Salva had two of his trademarks in this film as well: slow pandering over the backsides of the hunky young stars and making sure those same guys had to take their shirts off. We all know about Salva's, but squeezing these events into every film regardless of necessity has become a bit much.
Rarely do I ever witness a film in theaters that not only does nothing right, but does everything so ghastly incorrect that it becomes a comical masterpiece. Jeepers Creepers 3 is one of those films. I'm honestly very glad that I saw it on the big screen, despite paying $21 for a single ticket, but it was sure worth it. I was laughing at every second and so was the entire audience. Jeepers Creepers 3 is one of the worst horror films of the decade, but it makes for a highly amusing comedy on the same levels as Birdemic or The Room.
The story and pacing are nonexistent, as the film has no plot or act structure at all. Too many main characters cause whatever story may've been there to crash and burn like the Creeper himself taking a harpoon to the chest. Many of these said characters have no resolutions and it's as if Salva forgot about half of them midway through writing the script. The dialog, if not humorously stock, is stilted and inhuman. The phrase "alright you son-of-a-bitch" is said more times than there are minutes of runtime. In terms of being scary, it's not. Nothing more than cheap jumpscares and every scene where the Creeper is trying to be menacing just comes off as droll.
Many have mentioned the laughable production, and trust me it's definitely bad, but few have touched on how amateurish and careless Salva's directing is. "Point-and- shoot" camera angles, horrendous lighting so dark you can't see what's happening, actors running about aimlessly, and YouTube levels of cinematography. Actually, I'd say the entire film feels like a YouTube fan project. The actors are so obviously clueless as to what to do, just flailing about and looking confused in every scene, and it's very rare that you see actor- direction so awful in a theatrical release.
I should touch up on the comedic aspects, but I sadly can't list everything without hitting that pesky IMDb 1000 word limit. I'll give it a shot, but I can't do it justice because these scenes must be witnessed to be believed. There's the scene in what might be the climax but I'm not sure due to the nonexistent pacing the film has, but a woman is being chased by the Creeper, and due to Salva's sleepwalking directing, she's just casually jogging as if she were amidst her morning workout instead of sprinting for her life. One scene involves a character being shot with his own gun, but coupled with CGI worse than a free month trial software, the cliché and overdramatic slow-mo topped off by Stan Shaw giving a constipated look had my theater and I roaring in laughter. By far the most humorous moment involved Stan Shaw's death scene, which has the worst of everything; bad writing, bad directing, bad acting, bad production, bad CGI, and bad payoff, all of it nothing short of gut busting.
I'd also like to touch up that the film is obviously setting up for a sequel, but it's obvious a 4th film will never happen. It took 15 years to make this movie and it's baffling as to why they think a 4th film could be made in a timely manner.
Perhaps the most amusing thing isn't the film itself, but the nostalgic fanboys on IMDb scrambling desperately to defend this train wreck of a film. Some of these reviews make me wonder if we even saw the same movie, or if some people are genuinely blind as to what makes a movie good or bad. Some reviews even say "yeah, the effects are awful, the story makes no sense, some moments are so dumb they're cringeworthy...but it was a great movie! 9/10!" My personal favorite review, one that's almost as funny as this movie, is a guy proclaiming that the film was art and that if you didn't like it, you "just didn't understand it". I also loved that this person said the film had "fantastic character development", because main characters mysteriously dropping out of the film is good development? This review is almost as funny as the film itself, and I would pay a large sum of money for this person to review a foreign art-house film and see their opinion.
I honestly don't think this film was denied a wide release due to Salva's backstory, after all, the first two broke box office records and honestly not many know about Salva's criminal history. Rather, I think it's because the producers realized this film belonged straight-to-DVD and is abysmal in every regard. As a horror film, this movie makes the 2nd one look good, and that's not a compliment. As a comedy, Jeepers Creepers 3 is an experience worth viewing on the big screen. If you're looking to have an amazing time, I urge you to see this when it returns on October 4th. It's honestly a 1/10, but I give an extra star because of how much fun I had.
Oh and P.S.: We still don't know who the Creeper is or where he comes from. Talk about disappointment.
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