Tuesday 27 January 2009 photo 5/6
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Russell Crowe: These are the Florida Keys, a remote island chain just afew miles from... Oi! Wait a minute! Wasn't I just in Brooklyn fightin'minorities? What happened wit that?
Tugger: Mooooot.
Russell Crowe: It's that God-damned editor! He cut the Brooklyn scene short! Tugger, I'm gonna get him!
[The editing room, moments later]
Editor: Yeah. Oh I'm just working. I'm probably done around seven. [the door flies open and Russell stomps in there]
Russell Crowe: [lifts the editor up by the collar] Who the hell do you think you are?!
Editor: I'm the editor.
Russell Crowe: I know you're the bloomin' editor! I mean, who the helldo you think you are cuttin' one of my foightin' scenes short?!
Editor: Dude, the director said to cut it.
Russell Crowe: Moy foightin' is poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe'spoetry, you testicle! [drops him, pauses, then delivers three blows tothe belly]
Russell Crowe: These are the Florida Keys, a remote island chain just afew miles from... Oi! Wait a minute! Wasn't I just in Brooklyn fightin'minorities? What happened wit that?
Tugger: Mooooot.
Russell Crowe: It's that God-damned editor! He cut the Brooklyn scene short! Tugger, I'm gonna get him!
[The editing room, moments later]
Editor: Yeah. Oh I'm just working. I'm probably done around seven. [the door flies open and Russell stomps in there]
Russell Crowe: [lifts the editor up by the collar] Who the hell do you think you are?!
Editor: I'm the editor.
Russell Crowe: I know you're the bloomin' editor! I mean, who the helldo you think you are cuttin' one of my foightin' scenes short?!
Editor: Dude, the director said to cut it.
Russell Crowe: Moy foightin' is poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe'spoetry, you testicle! [drops him, pauses, then delivers three blows tothe belly]