A fjortis is a swedish, over maked-up (read carroty orange), usually with (dyed)blond hair in her early teens. They dress up as skanks, sometimes they go to partys in nothing but underwear (thong and lace bra). To dress up as a playmate on halloween is a must. when they are old enough to pull off a fake id,or travels to aya napa, they desperatley try to order a drink in the bar to find out that they dont serve a drink containing more than four different alcohols mixed together in a 0.5L bottle. The trash fjortis usually lives in not so well off suburbs or smaller cities like Karlskrona, Skärhamn or Östersund. A normal friday or saturday night they can be found out drinking in parks or busstations or if in Stockholm, in the subways with the ambition to hook up with as many ppl as possible, gender doesnt matter (applies to all fjortis speices). they usually wear baggy yoga pants with their thongs well visible drawn up to their waists combined with cheap tops from H&M or Gina tricot and mad-padded pushup bras. but no boobs. they normaly choose barn och fritid (babysitting and asswiping courses)as their major in gymnasiet (highschool-college-ich).

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Anonymous Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:29

TooFatNinja Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:34

Känn dig träffad.

jonteisthebest Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:24

haha, xD

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August 2010