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My name is Christoph Giordano. I'm half Italian, half German. My dad is a wealthy scientist. I spent my early years growing up between Norway and Germany. I'm pure European man, and I speak 6 languages. Norwegian, German, English, French, Swedish and the language of love. I went to high school at the best school in southern California, got all A grades. I was the MVP sports star in Football, American Football, Basketball and Weightlifting. I had sex with every attractive girl there. My dick is around 8 inches long and thick as coke can. I benched 250kg my senior year, and I got perfect scores on SAT exams. I went to Harvard for undergrad school, and modelled on the side. I decided though that acting and music were my real passions, and since then I've starred in many obscure European art films you havent heard of. I get nearly universal praise for my acting, I'm considered one of the best. I completely transformed the underground trance scene with my DJ sets, but nobody knows it, I go by an enigmatic psuedonym. I have a choice of several places to live, my parents own a luxury cabin in the Alberta mountains, we have a condo in southern California, apartments in Tokyo, Berlin and London, and an estate on the foothills of Ibiza. When I was in the Norwegian military for mandatory service, I ranked best in class. I'm a black belt in Judo, and expert level in Krav Maga.
I win marathon races. I fuck more women than most porn stars. I built a separate room for my trophies and diplomas. I own a Porsche, Benze, Lamborghini and 4 motorcycles. I wear designer clothes and start fashion trends. Longcat is my cat. I've partied in every western capital. I can do better magic than Houdini. I've traveled to almost every country. I win every videogame. I once made a woman come so hard she needed to be hospitalized.
True story, bro.
My name is Christoph Giordano. I'm half Italian, half German. My dad is a wealthy scientist. I spent my early years growing up between Norway and Germany. I'm pure European man, and I speak 6 languages. Norwegian, German, English, French, Swedish and the language of love. I went to high school at the best school in southern California, got all A grades. I was the MVP sports star in Football, American Football, Basketball and Weightlifting. I had sex with every attractive girl there. My dick is around 8 inches long and thick as coke can. I benched 250kg my senior year, and I got perfect scores on SAT exams. I went to Harvard for undergrad school, and modelled on the side. I decided though that acting and music were my real passions, and since then I've starred in many obscure European art films you havent heard of. I get nearly universal praise for my acting, I'm considered one of the best. I completely transformed the underground trance scene with my DJ sets, but nobody knows it, I go by an enigmatic psuedonym. I have a choice of several places to live, my parents own a luxury cabin in the Alberta mountains, we have a condo in southern California, apartments in Tokyo, Berlin and London, and an estate on the foothills of Ibiza. When I was in the Norwegian military for mandatory service, I ranked best in class. I'm a black belt in Judo, and expert level in Krav Maga.
I win marathon races. I fuck more women than most porn stars. I built a separate room for my trophies and diplomas. I own a Porsche, Benze, Lamborghini and 4 motorcycles. I wear designer clothes and start fashion trends. Longcat is my cat. I've partied in every western capital. I can do better magic than Houdini. I've traveled to almost every country. I win every videogame. I once made a woman come so hard she needed to be hospitalized.
True story, bro.
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