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You know you've played too much World of Warcraft when.. 1: You look for the epic tag in trousers. 2: You start beating up midgets in school, thinking they’re gnomes. 3: You fear school since it’s a contested area. 4: When you’re getting bullied in school you scream “GANKERS!” 5: You repeatedly try to find your hearthstone in your backpack when the school bell rings. 6: When you and your family go to town you immediately ask police officers where the auction house is. 6: When you want to grind, you go out in the forest and kill everything you see; animals, humans, cones, it doesn’t matter. 7: You always scream, “DING!” on your birthday. 8: You don’t like the fact that you only level up once in a year. 9: You try to sell everything you find to a vendor. 10: You look terribly confused when the guards ask you to remove your dagger from your belt. 11: You absolutely can’t ride ANYTHING before you’re 40 years old. 12: When you buy clothes you ask the vendors how much gold they want for it. 13: When you play any team sport, you see it as a battleground. 14: When you see somebody do anything better than you, you scream, “HAXXOR!” 15: When your parents whine you say, “Stop spamming, or I’ll ban you!” 16: When you’re sick you go to a church and ask the priest to decurse you. 17: You talk in abbreviations. 18: When you go to sleep you ask your parents to check your bed for the rogue. 19: You always look in chests and barrels. 20: When you see a chest in a museum, you ask all your friends to random 100. 21: When you and your friends have won a contest, you roll for the loot. 22: When you’re seriously pissed at someone, you throw a flag at them and scream, “DUEL!” 23: In the kindergarten when the kids played with sticks, you said, “I can’t use staffs you noob.” 24: When you got a bruise you ask for an apple to heal yourself with. 25: When someone is hurt really badly and ask you to bandage them, you say, “Lol, too low first aid.” 26: When you’re going somewhere with class, you scream out, “Invite to the main raid plx!” 27: You secretly fear cows, thinking they’ll warstomp you any second. 28: You refuse to eat sheep, since you never knew who it was. 29: When someone asks you to borrow your jacket, you say, “Sorry, it’s soul bound.” 30: When someone is cheating on a test you scream, “Oh my god, somebody call a GM!” 31: In the same situation you quietly whisper, “Giev haxx plx!” 32: When your mom tells you that your phone is out of battery, you just say that you’ll /w her later. 33: When someone asks you in home economics to prepare a meal, you say, “Sorry, I don’t have that profession.” 34: When you’re home too late, you stand in a position to stealth past your parents, hoping they won’t use Perception. 35: When you’re on a funeral you say, “God, can’t just somebody ress him?” 36: You’re not afraid of death; it’s only corpse walk after all. 37: When you see a Goth on the street, you ask him to use a soulstone on you. 38: When you watch a scary movie and someone next to you starts screaming you tell them to use Will of The Forsaken. 39: You always run away when you see a girl in bikini, believing they’ll use Seduction on you. 40: You believe that your screams can be heard all over the area. 41: When you get a good grade in school you scream, “Lol nice loot!” 42: When bullies surround you, you scream, “Lol, shield, hearthstone!” 42: When you come home and the dog comes running towards you, you scream, “Aggro!” 43: When a burglar breaks into your home, you later go to the police station and say, “Wtf noobs I shouted on /5. Local defense channel.” 44: When it’s handicraft in school you say, “Sorry guys, I have skinning and leatherworking.” 45: When you’re having a hard time at the tests in school, you ask someone with big glasses to buff you with Arcane Intellect. 46: When it’s a running contest you tell the others, “Sorry guys, Sprint’s on cool down.” 47: When you go on a Halloween Party you ask, “Deviate Fish plx!” 48: No height can harm you; you have a light feather after all. 49: You’re not reading this shit since you’re too busy playing already.
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Anonymous
Sat 5 Jan 2008 20:07
Schnygg hon e ! Vit hon e
Anonymous
Fri 21 Dec 2007 20:23
HAHA :D va i hela friden!
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