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I happen to know for a fact that God doesn't exist. Because he came to me recently in a dream and told me so, oh yes, you believe in divine revelation don't you? Because I certainly do, now. Initially I was skeptical, surprisingly I even heard myself saying "but God, if you don't exist, how come you're talking to me now?" and he said "this is a dream you prick".
Well, I couldn't argue with that obviously, so I said "well, fair enough, but do you think that I could at least have it in writing?" and he said "yeah, why not, you can take this copy of the Bible", I said "What Bible? that's just a blank sheet of paper!" and he said "yeah, this is the non fiction version".
And this is a true story by the way, I know some of you might be skeptical about this, but please let me assure you that this is absolutely true. Well, when I say it's true, it's not true in the literal sense, obviously. But it would be, if it where, which I think is the most important thing, it is true in an other sense, in what we call the Biblical sense.
In other words, it is fantastically improbable and impossible to verify, so naturally I intend to live my life hence forth in strict accordance to it, to the detriment to everyone around me and I'd like everyone to respect that. I would also like to preach this message high and low, through out the land to everyone that wants to hear it and to everyone that doesn't. And I would like to continue preaching it to them, over and over again, whether they like it or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdwcIWIB_o
Well, I couldn't argue with that obviously, so I said "well, fair enough, but do you think that I could at least have it in writing?" and he said "yeah, why not, you can take this copy of the Bible", I said "What Bible? that's just a blank sheet of paper!" and he said "yeah, this is the non fiction version".
And this is a true story by the way, I know some of you might be skeptical about this, but please let me assure you that this is absolutely true. Well, when I say it's true, it's not true in the literal sense, obviously. But it would be, if it where, which I think is the most important thing, it is true in an other sense, in what we call the Biblical sense.
In other words, it is fantastically improbable and impossible to verify, so naturally I intend to live my life hence forth in strict accordance to it, to the detriment to everyone around me and I'd like everyone to respect that. I would also like to preach this message high and low, through out the land to everyone that wants to hear it and to everyone that doesn't. And I would like to continue preaching it to them, over and over again, whether they like it or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXdwcIWIB_o
Directlink:
http://dayviews.com/valpskott/329600204/
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